there's a better chance of getting cancer than getting murdered. amirite?

Yeah……..

Well, it could depend where you live, technically speaking

I mean, if I lived in a neighbourhood full of murderes, then I'm sure this opinion would change quick lol

First world problems.

There's an even better chance of getting murdered by cancer

I don't know if I should feel happy I won't get murdered or scared I will get cancer

everyone gets cancer some just get it sooner than others.

And there's a better chance of stubbing your toe than either. What about it?

Given that I've already had one... Whohooo, I'ma live forever...

If murder fails ...cancer succeeds