+155 You technically stole everything you own from your past self. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Im not usually mean but this is dumber than an inbred dyslexic turtle from Philly

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well that's randomly bigoted against turtles. What did our little home hauling friends ever do to you?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Its a long story that involves a homeless person, a pile of garbage bags and a pool full of turtles

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I really want to hear that story with a few beers

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Okay you got your beers ready?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Always

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm familiar with the turtle rebellion of ‘08.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i use to be a guy named bill?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

*used (Sorry, pet peeve)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Oh well screw that guy he was a dick anyway

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Eum…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Uhh huh

by Anonymous 1 year ago

*inherited

by Anonymous 1 year ago

... and now your past self has traveled into the future to get their revenge. And just as you were running from your future self who is angry that you didn't have better stuff also! What? Just me?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm always one step ahead of him…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

\*inherited\*

by Anonymous 1 year ago