+155 You technically stole everything you own from your past self. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Im not usually mean but this is dumber than an inbred dyslexic turtle from Philly

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well that's randomly bigoted against turtles. What did our little home hauling friends ever do to you?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Its a long story that involves a homeless person, a pile of garbage bags and a pool full of turtles

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I really want to hear that story with a few beers

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Okay you got your beers ready?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Always

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm familiar with the turtle rebellion of ‘08.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

i use to be a guy named bill?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*used (Sorry, pet peeve)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh well screw that guy he was a dick anyway

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Eum…

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Uhh huh

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*inherited

by Anonymous 2 years ago

... and now your past self has traveled into the future to get their revenge. And just as you were running from your future self who is angry that you didn't have better stuff also! What? Just me?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm always one step ahead of him…

by Anonymous 2 years ago

\*inherited\*

by Anonymous 2 years ago