+131 Centaurs are probably unable to masturbate, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They can probably lick themselves, its a win win

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's why they are always so angry.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Where there is a will, there is a log filled with honey

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Reverse cowboy

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They are unable to because of the fact that the don't exist.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Masturbation does not have to involve hands...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They'd find a way

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've seen a young bull orgasm hands free before. He was standing in the pasture, arched his back and boom, shot about 1 quart in one pulse

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wut

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You should do something about that porn addiction

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Entirely possible which might explain why apparently they traditionally have a reputation for carrying off women to r*** them.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Horses masturbate by slapping their dicks against their underside. Centaurs would absolutely be able to jerk it

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thank you for this image in my head

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Horses masturbate by slapping it against their bellies. So theyd do that

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Probably similar to elephant masterbation

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Teamwork.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

you'd be surprised...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Humping

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Being a centaur with an itchy asshole would suck!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nah the males could just slap it against their body like horses

by Anonymous 1 year ago