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Centaurs are probably unable to masturbate, amirite?

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They are unable to because of the fact that the don't exist.

They'd find a way

Masturbation does not have to involve hands...

Teamwork.

you'd be surprised...

EmigrandEs avatar EmigrandE Yeah You Are +6Reply

Being a centaur with an itchy asshole would suck!

You should do something about that porn addiction

Probably similar to elephant masterbation

Where there is a will, there is a log filled with honey

Reverse cowboy

-avoidingwork-s avatar -avoidingwork- Yeah You Are +4Reply

I've seen a young bull orgasm hands free before. He was standing in the pasture, arched his back and boom, shot about 1 quart in one pulse

Horses masturbate by slapping their dicks against their underside. Centaurs would absolutely be able to jerk it

Heinerprahms avatar Heinerprahm Yeah You Are +3Reply

Humping

Framie1s avatar Framie1 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Nah the males could just slap it against their body like horses

Thatoneduderyans avatar Thatoneduderyan Yeah You Are +3Reply

They can probably lick themselves, its a win win

That's why they are always so angry.

Horses masturbate by slapping it against their bellies. So theyd do that

Entirely possible which might explain why apparently they traditionally have a reputation for carrying off women to r*** them.

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