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Regarding what came first, the chicken or the egg: The rooster came first. He came inside the chicken. amirite?

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Milkzeys avatar Milkzey Yeah You Are +6Reply

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Openeyess avatar Openeyes Yeah You Are +4Reply

Egg came before roosters and chickens existed.

The egg also came first as it hatched the slightly evolved versions of the current roosters and chickens

Also not even close to being original here.

Mytokhondrias avatar Mytokhondria Yeah You Are +3Reply

Where did the rooster come from

lazar94s avatar lazar94 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@lazar94 Where did the rooster come from

He came from the hen house after banging all those chickens

Whatever layed the first chicken egg wasn't a chicken, so no rooster would be around to impregnate it

@Eastern-Spot2023 Whatever layed the first chicken egg wasn't a chicken, so no rooster would be around to impregnate it

I think you're misunderstanding how evolution works, and I just want to make sure you understand that's not how evolution works.

@Sharag I think you're misunderstanding how evolution works, and I just want to make sure you understand that's not how...

I'm well aware of how evolution works.

If you were to look back in the history of the planet and find the first thing that could be identified as a chicken, whatever made that couldn't have been identified as a chicken- because it's child is the first thing to be identified as a chicken. The gradual changes would take thousands, maybe millions of years.

@Mrtechnohawk I'm well aware of how evolution works. If you were to look back in the history of the planet and find the first...

No, you are demonstrating that you don't.

Spanish is based on Latin, when did a Latin speaking woman give birth to the first Spanish speaking child?

At no point did something that wasn't a chicken lay a chicken egg. The change is so gradual that there is no discernable difference between two generations that couldn't be chalked up to individual characteristics. It's the "missing link" argument all over again.

Incorrect. If he came inside the chicken the chicken already exists now don't it

@LookAnAltAccount Incorrect. If he came inside the chicken the chicken already exists now don't it

If the rooster is ANYTHING like me, he jerked-off & came many, many, many, many, many, many, many times before he ever banged his first chick

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