+139 To a fish, California is on the east coast, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There are two young fish swimming along who happen to meet an older fish. The older fish nods at them and says: ‘Morning boys, how's the water?' The two young fish swim on for a bit and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and asks: ‘What the hell is water?' — David Foster Wallace.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

\- Michael Scott

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They'll speak American or they wont speak at all. It's West Coast.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Unless it's in the Atlantic ocean?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

California would have no relevance to a fish in the Atlantic Ocean.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

All the fish in the stores would disagree mainly cause you screwed it up by not specifying a fish in the Pacific Ocean.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Even then the fish would need to know the "correct" orientation of Earth. If not, it can be East Coast.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

West Coast of what?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not if that fish is from Australia

by Anonymous 1 year ago

People are struggling with this fish perspective

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But one time I saw a fish inland...he looked lost

by Anonymous 1 year ago