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To a fish, California is on the east coast, amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
There are two young fish swimming along who happen to meet an older fish. The older fish nods at them and says:
‘Morning boys, how's the water?'
The two young fish swim on for a bit and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and asks:
‘What the hell is water?'
— David Foster Wallace.
by Anonymous1 year ago
\- Michael Scott
by Anonymous1 year ago
They'll speak American or they wont speak at all. It's West Coast.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Unless it's in the Atlantic ocean?
by Anonymous1 year ago
California would have no relevance to a fish in the Atlantic Ocean.
by Anonymous1 year ago
All the fish in the stores would disagree mainly cause you screwed it up by not specifying a fish in the Pacific Ocean.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Even then the fish would need to know the "correct" orientation of Earth. If not, it can be East Coast.
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