+137 The first guy to eat cold pizza was probably just to lazy to heat it up. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Literally the reason we still eat many leftovers cold.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Duh, I mean they definitely weren't gonna eat it cold before it was initially cooked.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

So was I, about an hour ago.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Then you got the people who act absurd "oh my gosh you're eating THAT cold?! It TASTES so much better warm/hot!" Uhm... no...no it doesn't. It literally tastes the same. Maybe it's a texture thing you got going on but please don't come at me with lies because I wanna eat cold leftovers ya FEEL me?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And the first person to try milk had a titty fetish, what's your point?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

He must be too hot

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Like many who followed. One does not simply heat ‘Za just to eat it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago