+97 Dead people have the same heartbeat, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Same heartbeat as... A rock. A pillow. A paper plate. A dollar bill. A kazoo. A bowl of jello. Coincidence?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I think not!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Wtf are you on about?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

They also have the same heartbeat as a rock. A chair. A house. Six kgs of potatoes. As in no heartbeat. In fact it kinda gets less clever the more you think about it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The same heartbeat (0 bpm) as the other dead people, yeah, probably (hopefully)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm dead on the inside but my bpm isn't 0. Is this normal?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The goal is to match them

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nope.

by Anonymous 2 years ago