Unless you get Cremated, eventually your body will be eaten by small bugs and little critters. amirite?

+144 Unless you get Cremated, eventually your body will be eaten by small bugs and little critters. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Unless of course you get murdered, chopped into pieces and fed to pigs

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'd consider pigs to be critters..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not little though

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But pigs would defecate what they could not eat which critters would eat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ok. Put in a barrel of acid then

by Anonymous 1 year ago

ok ok fine. there's like five exceptions 🙄 so unless you get lucky enough to be one of those exceptions, you can spend the rest of your life knowing most certainly that you will be eventually eaten by bugs or animals

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And unless the barrel of acid lasts forever eventually it will break down and the materials in it will be absorbed into the surrounding earth and after the acid is neutralized your molecules the acid did not totally destroy would be eaten by bugs.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you get cremated, your ashes will eventually be returned to the earth somehow.

by Anonymous 1 year ago