When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size, amirite?

People worry about that? I'd be more concerned about... other things.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My dick size (checks dick) is the size of a dick

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah but wheres the dick for scale

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There is an International Prototype of the Dick somewhere, under the glass jar.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

UNDER the glass jar? So it's squished? I can compare to that size!!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, it is _contained_… Just for safety, y'know?…

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Like Rasputin's D?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Mine looks just like a dick but smaller.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Houston, Apollo 11 is ready to go ahead, extend the docking probes. Over.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Your dick is as tall as you? Lucky guy!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I don't think that would be lucky

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pics or didn't happen

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Like my ex pooping on my bed.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Where have I heard this happen before

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Surely no one would turd the sheets

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Never heard of it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah I've HEARD about it too

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm 14 and this is depp.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Wow, great catch.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

How does it feel to have missed the joke?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah but have you really AMBER HEARD EVERYONE!!!! about it?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

To the deppth of my knowledge, I'm not sure.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Just change rooms. They are obviously marking their territory.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Hello Johnny, fancy seeing you here

by Anonymous 2 years ago

i would give you an award but i'm broke so here 🎖🎖🎖

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not my bed, but his…..I just happened to be in it as well

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Get out ahead of it OP, send your dickpics to everyone you know now before it's too late.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Honestly I never understood that worry. Who cares what people think? Especially if it's not even true.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Mines is much smaller. If anything she's paying homage to it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If anything if she's spreading rumors you're terrible at sex then she's openly admitting either her self worth is so low she'll repeatedly bang a tiny dick or you're so awesome she could see past the micro penis.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Everyone will think she is lying. "There is no way his dick is **this** 🤏 tiny!"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is the most American profile I have ever seen

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It depends. If you've seen the level of crazy of some of these exes, you'd understand. I've had a friend lose their job because their ex was sending out nudes and false rumors about him to all his coworkers.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Is this some kind of small penis problem I'm swinging too much pipe to understand? Seriously though, what exes are spreading rumors about your dick size? Is this a thing people worry about? It sounds very high-schooly

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Reminds me of when Arianna Grande did a reverse psychology dick rumor. "Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d— for the rest of my life is disappointed."

by Anonymous 2 years ago

3D chess move right there.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Size is relative. If she dates another porn star she might be like, yeah, he was such a tiny loser at 9.5".

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Then she would haughty limp off into the sunset.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I mean, any dude has the ability to whip their cock out. That isn't a pornstar only activity

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's a nice quick way to get arrested and put on a sex offenders list.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or married to a U.S. Representative

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I believe they mean people can just search it up online lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The only woman who talk like that are trashy and low class or teenagers who shouldn't really be at it anyway.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or 30 like my ex wife.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's where the trashy comes in

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oof

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Hence ex.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

They'd totally be able to say that he's got crabs, herpes, etc, etc.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I dunno, sounds pretty nifty, I'm gonna upload a bunch of dick picks with 2 forms of ID to multiple sites just so I never have to worry about that

by Anonymous 2 years ago

One of my exes used to brag about me when we were together (I didn't know then). When we broke up I got laid without looking for it during months. At first I was puzzled until one of the girls revealed it to me. The ultimate wingman.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Anyone who brings up dick size during a breakup is an asshole.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Usually there's a reason for breakups

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You want your ex to tell everyone you have a small dick ..so you can prove the gossipers wrong by lobbing your fat one out ..and having her friends wanting your number :D

by Anonymous 2 years ago

More layers than Inception

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I mean why would she be with you in the first place if you have a small dick and that dick size matters to her ?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Lots of women are spiteful ig lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No a fair number of people can be spiteful. Nothing to do with gender!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

She's just looking to try and keep you down as long as possible

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's there for my pleasure so what do I care how small to miniature it is lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We all have a camera in our phone. Everyone is a pornstar these days.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not if he only does soft-core. Then she might actually use THAT as the sole reason why he chooses to do soft-core. To hide his micro-penis!!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Yeah, just so you know, that was a prosthetic. Remember Boogie Nights? They just used a strong adhesive at the base."

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Probably be massive anyway considering how much money they make

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Probably shouldnt be with a girl that leaves you with this worry

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My best mate was friends with my exes friend and she had to ask my dick looked like because my ex said it looked like it got Run over by semi truck and when I confronted her she was like "I'm sorry I was just mad" but I didn't care I just wanted to know what a run over dick looked like

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Even in antagonistic relationships that end poorly, reasonable adults neither share nor worry about sharing. Reason, of course, is in short supply.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Honestly those sizes that you see in porn arent natural and they usually end up with erectile dysfunction because of all the viagra and other drugs

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah guys don't worry about dick sizes as much as thots do. It's not on my mind until a size queen shows up. And they are disgusting

by Anonymous 2 years ago

They do have to worry about the spreading gay rumors tho. Watched a lex Steele interview and it happened to him.

by Anonymous 2 years ago