+163 You won't be able to go to anyones funeral who comes to yours. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

well, technically, what if someone brings your dead body to someone else's funeral

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If they had to bring you, you weren't able to go.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I totally plan on coming back as a zombie. So I will be available for funerals after

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My testament: Don't put my casket in the ground until I've attended one homie's funeral.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My dad always told me "There is no favor you could never repay except for people who come to your funeral"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What if it was Jesus? who died then came back to life? or what if I fake my death

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm going to have a funeral for myself now just to prove you wrong.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's why ima have my ashes blown into the audience at my funeral. My ashes will be stuck in their lungs and wherever they go, I'll be there stuck in their lungs for life.

by Anonymous 1 year ago