+152 No one wishes you better health and safety than your insurance company. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's not true at all. Once you're sick, they want you to die.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not if you've got decent life insurance.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

As quickly and cheaply as possible.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nah, they want some small, cheap fixes. Otherwise, you would probably decide you don't need it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Insurance companies hope that if you get sick you can't read the policy and fight them effectively.

by Anonymous 2 years ago