Drinking coffee is known to give bad breath, but it's the standard to do on a first date. amirite?

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Fresh coffee breath isn't really bad. It's day-old stank-mouth rancid coffee breath that's gross. It's like the fresh scent of working up a sweat compared to the end of the day sweaty crotch of your damp titghy-whities smell.

Poor old OP being invited in for coffee and actually receiving coffee. I like to think they are invited into the bedroom and they say "But you said we were having coffee, i'll put the kettle on. Put your clothes back on and we'll have a nice hot drink.

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