I can just see the lady from Guinness with an infrared thermometer coming from behind with a certificate and a hearty hand shake. "Well done John, it's a scorcher".
Most likely they have a medical condition like chrons or ulcerative colitis. They have crippling anxiety even leaving their home in fear of pooping their pants.
Is this your way of hinting that it's you? You're the world record holder?
I wonder who has the record for
I want to know who had the hottest poop and how hot it was. Not from spices butt literal temperature.
I can just see the lady from Guinness with an infrared thermometer coming from behind with a certificate and a hearty hand shake. "Well done John, it's a scorcher".
'Peeled the enamel away from the bowl. Enjoy your trophy.'
The funny thing about this is, they probably don't know they have the record.
Don't mind me, just here looking for the eventual Morbius joke.
Most likely they have a medical condition like chrons or ulcerative colitis. They have crippling anxiety even leaving their home in fear of pooping their pants.