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Someone holds the global record for pooping their pants the most times. amirite?

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Is this your way of hinting that it's you? You're the world record holder?

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +10Reply

I wonder who has the record for

  • the biggest single poo in one's pants (contained and not running down leg/s)
  • the biggest volume of poo in one's pants (uncontained and running down leg/s)
  • most poo's in someone else's pants.
@Expert-Afternoon-501 I wonder who has the record for the biggest single poo in one's pants (contained and not running down...

I want to know who had the hottest poop and how hot it was. Not from spices butt literal temperature.

@404ChompyNotFound I want to know who had the hottest poop and how hot it was. Not from spices butt literal temperature.

I can just see the lady from Guinness with an infrared thermometer coming from behind with a certificate and a hearty hand shake. "Well done John, it's a scorcher".

SnooStoriess avatar SnooStories Yeah You Are +3Reply

The funny thing about this is, they probably don't know they have the record.

Don't mind me, just here looking for the eventual Morbius joke.

Most likely they have a medical condition like chrons or ulcerative colitis. They have crippling anxiety even leaving their home in fear of pooping their pants.

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