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Someone holds the global record for pooping their pants the most times. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
I wonder who has the record for
- the biggest single poo in one's pants (contained and not running down leg/s)
- the biggest volume of poo in one's pants (uncontained and running down leg/s)
- most poo's in someone else's pants.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I want to know who had the hottest poop and how hot it was. Not from spices *butt* literal temperature.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I can just see the lady from Guinness with an infrared thermometer coming from behind with a certificate and a hearty hand shake. "Well done John, it's a scorcher".
by Anonymous1 year ago
'Peeled the enamel away from the bowl. Enjoy your trophy.'
by Anonymous1 year ago
The funny thing about this is, they probably don't know they have the record.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Most likely they have a medical condition like chrons or ulcerative colitis. They have crippling anxiety even leaving their home in fear of pooping their pants.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Don't mind me, just here looking for the eventual Morbius joke.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Is this your way of hinting that it's you? You're the world record holder?
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