+162 Someone holds the global record for pooping their pants the most times. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I wonder who has the record for - the biggest single poo in one's pants (contained and not running down leg/s) - the biggest volume of poo in one's pants (uncontained and running down leg/s) - most poo's in someone else's pants.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I want to know who had the hottest poop and how hot it was. Not from spices *butt* literal temperature.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I can just see the lady from Guinness with an infrared thermometer coming from behind with a certificate and a hearty hand shake. "Well done John, it's a scorcher".

by Anonymous 2 years ago

'Peeled the enamel away from the bowl. Enjoy your trophy.'

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The funny thing about this is, they probably don't know they have the record.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Most likely they have a medical condition like chrons or ulcerative colitis. They have crippling anxiety even leaving their home in fear of pooping their pants.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Don't mind me, just here looking for the eventual Morbius joke.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Is this your way of hinting that it's you? You're the world record holder?

by Anonymous 2 years ago