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Human. I must ask, if you fits do you sits? Photo evidence is a must.
And I would get laughed at. The cycle continues I'm no exception.
Dear sir or madam,
That box bigger than me IS my living room. I am a cat confirmed.
I do this at work all the time if there's a box that's big enough for me to go in. I especially like the ones that are like a giant dress and all you can see are my feet sticking out as I run around like a fool. "There goes LadyBuxton again!"
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With cats you can draw a square or rectangle on the floor and they'll act the same way, trying to fit in the lines.
If there was "suddenly a box bigger than me" in my living room, I sure as hell would not be going into it. I would be asking myself where the box came from. I would be asking myself if I'm at the beginning of a horror movie. I might even call the local priest to come bring the holy water over.
When unboxing things for work, I sometimes pile the boxes around me and call it my fort, does that count?
Your living room IS a box bigger than you, we also call them houses once the box gets big enough for a couple people and/or kids/pets.
My couch was delivered in a box. My partner and I played in it for far too long
"played" 😉
Ugh that's what we shoulda been doing! > : (
Do it on a roll of bubble rap, pop pop...
Weird Al is that you?
rolls by on a Segway and waves
It wasn't just a dick in a box…it was a whole man in a box!
I read this as "My cousin was delivered in a box" and I was so confused.
Well, the womb is similar to a box...
..and we all try to reach it when we play
"Hah, stupid cat", I laugh, as I lean back in my cardboard box fort.
"Hah, a cardboard box fort...," as I crawl back into my Transmorgifier.
Every time I change a 40 or 50 gallon water heater, I poke eye holes in it and proceed to wear it on my way over to the cardboard dumpster. It's pretty much a ritual now.
Awesome-o
How often do you change a water heater?
Dude probably works in HVAC or plumbing
no. water heater purchaser fetishist.
Same here with big boxes. That, or i poke a small hole in it for my water sprayer, set it down and climb into it, then spray anyone that dares comes near.
Smack dab in the middle of the living room.
"water sprayer"
Small hole indeed.
i like your style!
I have a sofa bed I keep spare blankets inside of, and having a tidy up the other day, you bet your ass I tried to see if I could fit inside it as a 32 year old adult.
I can still fit inside mine. Problem is it has become a whole lot harder to get out of it. I have been stuck here for 8 hours now and my battery is starting to get low. Please send help.
Those boxes are like high ceiling hobo houses and they come with fun foam swords to fight with
I had a mental image of you drilling holes in a metal water cylinder and carrying it that way to a dumpster made of cardboard. Words are words.
How often do you change your water heater?
Plumber gang 💪
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"Huh? It's just a box."
But the thing with cats is that they go for the boxes smaller than them. As long as all 4 feet fit, the cat fits.
You can't apply the rules of liquids to a solid like a human.
But we are 70% water, meaning we are technically liquid.
We literally live inside boxes while making fun of cats for getting into boxes. They learned it from us! Also, have you ever actually seen a homeless person living in a box? Nope. It's a myth created by Big Box.
Well, everyone knows that big boxes are entirely different worlds powered by 🌈imagination🌈. Remember that Spongebob episode?
True. I still love making forts in the living room with my kids!!
When i worked at Walmart, we had sterilite boxes. I would wear the box like a turtle shell and try to sell it as an apartment. "This here is a two bed three bath 1500 square foot, runnin bout $2300 a month" it was TOO TRUE
as a short person, yes I do hide in boxes if I get the chance. or any small space. questions my identity wait... am i-
That sound very cute
Do people have giant exclamation points appear above their head when they spot you?
wait how did you fin-
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Snake? Snake? #SNAAAAAAKE!
Do you feel a sudden urge to knock things off of shelves?
Hello fellow human. I, too, am a 100% human type purrson.
I once ordered a kid's carpet from Amazon, you know the one with roads for cars etc. It came in a massive box, I'm not lying if I say 30 of those carpet rolls would've fit. The box was much bigger hit among the kids than the carpet, we played in it for weeks, we drawed on it, we cut windows in it. We fixed it many times by taping and reinforcing it. I had a nap in it once. Best box ever.
What is a home if not a big box into which we enter and store our stuff?
Can confirm, work in an auto shop saw a 50+ year old man sitting in a bumper box. Looked like he was in a square canoe.
Worked at a warehouse that housed boxes for moving & storage…can confirm.
Favorite part about moving was getting the shipping crate with all the big stuff. The box kept us occupied for weeks!!
I used to do this at work all the time when I worked in food service. I'm tiny and fit in a lot of boxes that various food service items come in, it turns out.
Hell if there's a box I think I can fit in I'm giving it a go!
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It's actually the plot of the horror comedy film "Dave made a Maze".
But your House IS a Box ............. Just a very well made one.
The best is when cats get in boxes that are smaller than them though!
Yeah in my experience size does not matter.
to cats
Cats are liquid 😸
"Guess what? Even if it doesn't fits, I sits"
Damn liquid cats
Have you seen the property market lately? Lots of people happy if they can find a box to jump into, even spend most of their lives paying it off..
Dead and Loving It.