People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

"Hah, stupid cat", I laugh, as I lean back in my cardboard box fort.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"Hah, a cardboard box fort...," as I crawl back into my Transmorgifier.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Every time I change a 40 or 50 gallon water heater, I poke eye holes in it and proceed to wear it on my way over to the cardboard dumpster. It's pretty much a ritual now.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

How often do you change a water heater?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dude probably works in HVAC or plumbing

by Anonymous 1 year ago

no. water heater purchaser fetishist.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I have a sofa bed I keep spare blankets inside of, and having a tidy up the other day, you bet your ass I tried to see if I could fit inside it as a 32 year old adult.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I can still fit inside mine. Problem is it has become a whole lot harder to get out of it. I have been stuck here for 8 hours now and my battery is starting to get low. Please send help.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Those boxes are like high ceiling hobo houses and they come with fun foam swords to fight with

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I had a mental image of you drilling holes in a metal water cylinder and carrying it that way to a dumpster made of cardboard. Words are words.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i like your style!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Awesome-o

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same here with big boxes. That, or i poke a small hole in it for my water sprayer, set it down and climb into it, then spray anyone that dares comes near.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"water sprayer"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Small hole indeed.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Smack dab in the middle of the living room.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

How often do you change your water heater?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Plumber gang 💪

by Anonymous 1 year ago

❓ ಠಿ_ಠ "Huh? It's just a box."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The best is when cats get in boxes that are smaller than them though!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah in my experience size does not matter. *to cats*

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Cats are liquid 😸

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"Guess what? Even if it doesn't fits, I sits"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Damn liquid cats

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Worked at a warehouse that housed boxes for moving & storage…can confirm.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My couch was delivered in a box. My partner and I played in it for far too long

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"played" 😉

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ugh that's what we shoulda been doing! > : (

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Do it on a roll of bubble rap, pop pop...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Weird Al is that you?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

*rolls by on a Segway and waves*

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It wasn't just a dick in a box…it was a whole man in a box!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I read this as "My cousin was delivered in a box" and I was so confused.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well, the womb is similar to a box...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

..and we all try to reach it when we play

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But the thing with cats is that they go for the boxes smaller than them. As long as all 4 feet fit, the cat fits.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You can't apply the rules of liquids to a solid like a human.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But we are 70% water, meaning we are technically liquid.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

as a short person, yes I do hide in boxes if I get the chance. or any small space. *questions my identity* wait... am i-

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Do people have giant exclamation points appear above their head when they spot you?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

wait how did you fin-

by Anonymous 1 year ago

❗️

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Snake? Snake? #SNAAAAAAKE!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Do you feel a sudden urge to knock things off of shelves?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That sound very cute

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hello fellow human. I, too, am a 100% human type purrson.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Have you seen the property market lately? Lots of people happy if they can find a box to jump into, even spend most of their lives paying it off..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dead and Loving It.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Favorite part about moving was getting the shipping crate with all the big stuff. The box kept us occupied for weeks!!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I used to do this at work all the time when I worked in food service. I'm tiny and fit in a lot of boxes that various food service items come in, it turns out.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hell if there's a box I think I can fit in I'm giving it a go!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

avatar checks out

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well, everyone knows that big boxes are entirely different worlds powered by 🌈imagination🌈. Remember that Spongebob episode?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's actually the plot of the horror comedy film "Dave made a Maze".

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dear sir or madam, That box bigger than me IS my living room. I am a cat confirmed.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I do this at work all the time if there's a box that's big enough for me to go in. I especially like the ones that are like a giant dress and all you can see are my feet sticking out as I run around like a fool. "There goes LadyBuxton again!"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nice

by Anonymous 1 year ago

True. I still love making forts in the living room with my kids!!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If there was "suddenly a box bigger than me" in my living room, I sure as hell would not be going into it. I would be asking myself where the box came from. I would be asking myself if I'm at the beginning of a horror movie. I might even call the local priest to come bring the holy water over.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Human. I must ask, if you fits do you sits? Photo evidence is a must.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We literally live inside boxes while making fun of cats for getting into boxes. They learned it from us! Also, have you ever actually seen a homeless person living in a box? Nope. It's a myth created by Big Box.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I once ordered a kid's carpet from Amazon, you know the one with roads for cars etc. It came in a massive box, I'm not lying if I say 30 of those carpet rolls would've fit. The box was much bigger hit among the kids than the carpet, we played in it for weeks, we drawed on it, we cut windows in it. We fixed it many times by taping and reinforcing it. I had a nap in it once. Best box ever.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And I would get laughed at. The cycle continues I'm no exception.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

What is a home if not a big box into which we enter and store our stuff?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When unboxing things for work, I sometimes pile the boxes around me and call it my fort, does that count?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

With cats you can draw a square or rectangle on the floor and they'll act the same way, trying to fit in the lines.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Your living room IS a box bigger than you, we also call them houses once the box gets big enough for a couple people and/or kids/pets.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Can confirm, work in an auto shop saw a 50+ year old man sitting in a bumper box. Looked like he was in a square canoe.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When i worked at Walmart, we had sterilite boxes. I would wear the box like a turtle shell and try to sell it as an apartment. "This here is a two bed three bath 1500 square foot, runnin bout $2300 a month" it was TOO TRUE

by Anonymous 1 year ago

But your House IS a Box ............. Just a very well made one.

by Anonymous 1 year ago