+129 Even though it may be bad at bearing, you will most likely never beat a Panda in a fight, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

True. There are already very few pandas, and they are tightly controlled by the Chinese government. They will never let you fight one.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

They used the cultural protection defense strategy.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Life finds a way. Get a fat guy to put on a panda onesie and your good to go.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Then again, I've never lost a fight against a panda either. Or any other kind of bear.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm playing the long game. If I keep polluting as I am then I'll most likely out survive their whole species

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Saving this so it can be used later in trial when the judge asks me, "What prompted you to break into the zoo and try to beat up a panda?"

by Anonymous 2 years ago