+128 When a mosquito bites you, your blood helps with the eggs, so your basically a father of millions, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

By that logic, if a pregnant woman eats a hamburger, that cow is basically the father of her kid.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sure, if you ignore the pesky little fact that "father" has an actual definition that you're ignoring.

by Anonymous 2 years ago