The hardest part of prank calling nowadays is finding someone who will answer their phone. amirite?

I feel bad for a generation of kids who will never play ding dong ditchit because of Ring.com

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Kids are stupid. They still do it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You can just do it in those hoodies that zip all the way up past your face, activate the camera, then run away when it makes noises, then take off that hoodie, and the jacket you had underneath it and switch them around, you will never be found out.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I work for a government agency and we have to take every call, phony or not. We prank them and it's a blast. I owe three thousand dollars? Lol we're the US Federal government, try 30 trillion.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Lol that's awesome I worked at petco some gems I got "My turtle needs condoms because he keeps wanting this girl turtle and I don't want babies" "Hi may I ask the grooming price for a large hairy ape? He's dirty and needs a bath"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Your daughter, she came to my house today, and she kicked my dog, and now he needs an operation." Usually what I remember from early 2000s internet.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Your son. He came to my house today; he killed my dog. And now I need REVENGE.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I tell anyone who says they'll call me later just to text me because I keep my phone on silent and don't answer for anyone except my parents or work.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You can mask your number for a number they would answer in an emergency. I don't normally answer my phone, but if my SO or my mom calls, I'll answer it just in case (because they know I hate calls, so it must be important).

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There are some scammers targeting my area that phone from a number masked so the first few numbers are the same as your number. Once you know about it it's even quicker to dismiss them, but it did get a double take out of me the first time.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I worked at petco for 5 years tons of prank calls. If it was slow I'd play along to pass the time.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Seriously. The only way to get applicants in for interviews now is to text them. You can't even leave voicemails anymore because people either don't listen to them for weeks or even set it up in the first place.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I have to call people for official reasons for work. Sadly, some won't even pick up the phone. So tough luck people, not my problem when ran afoul of the law and got fined

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Try mailing a letter

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I used to prank call FuncoLand all the time with a friend and there was this guy named Loek we always tormented. He had to answer every call and he eventually just kept telling us "yeah, have fun masturbating". That was so dumb.

by Anonymous 2 years ago