+106 Astronauts probably don't masturbate in space. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There are a couple people that have spent over 300 days in space. That is a very long November..

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Honestly, if I was an astronaut, I would masturbate into a jar, then open the jar on a spacewalk and release my sperm into the universe. Would radiation kill my sperm? I dunno, but my jizz would become eternal.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Alien babies?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

😂 they have a condom type thing that sits on them with a slight vacuum to collect the urine for men. Women I am sure are SOL, but the men have it made

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Pretty sure the cardiovascular effects of zero gravity would make it extremely difficult to maintain an erection; most of your blood in space stays around your chest and head/neck. Hopefully I'm wrong, busting a nut in space is on my bucket list

by Anonymous 1 year ago