Since you capitalized "Weiner," I can only assume you're talking about Oscar Meyer Weiners.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I've held my daughter's hand. She's never touched a Weiner. Same for my niece.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

She's never had Oscar Meyer?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Heck no! I'd feed her better hot dogs than that.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

For now... Someday this will no longer be true and you'll have no idea when.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

She could be a lesbian.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah, there's a 5% chance. Or she might be a nun. But even if she is gay, many lesbians have straight partners before they realize it's not for them. So if she makes it to college age there's a >95% chance she'll handled a wiener.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And there's nothing wrong with that. I hope my daughter lives a happy, satisfying and fulfilling life. And someday she'll have sex. And that's fine. Her sex life is none of my business

by Anonymous 2 years ago