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Every hand that you have touched has probably had a Weiner in it. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Since you capitalized "Weiner," I can only assume you're talking about Oscar Meyer Weiners.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I've held my daughter's hand. She's never touched a Weiner. Same for my niece.
by Anonymous1 year ago
She's never had Oscar Meyer?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Heck no! I'd feed her better hot dogs than that.
by Anonymous1 year ago
For now...
Someday this will no longer be true and you'll have no idea when.
by Anonymous1 year ago
She could be a lesbian.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah, there's a 5% chance. Or she might be a nun.
But even if she is gay, many lesbians have straight partners before they realize it's not for them.
So if she makes it to college age there's a >95% chance she'll handled a wiener.
by Anonymous1 year ago
And there's nothing wrong with that. I hope my daughter lives a happy, satisfying and fulfilling life. And someday she'll have sex. And that's fine. Her sex life is none of my business
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