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Every hand that you have touched has probably had a Weiner in it. amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Since you capitalized "Weiner," I can only assume you're talking about Oscar Meyer Weiners.
by Anonymous2 years ago
I've held my daughter's hand. She's never touched a Weiner. Same for my niece.
by Anonymous2 years ago
She's never had Oscar Meyer?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Heck no! I'd feed her better hot dogs than that.
by Anonymous2 years ago
For now...
Someday this will no longer be true and you'll have no idea when.
by Anonymous2 years ago
She could be a lesbian.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Yeah, there's a 5% chance. Or she might be a nun.
But even if she is gay, many lesbians have straight partners before they realize it's not for them.
So if she makes it to college age there's a >95% chance she'll handled a wiener.
by Anonymous2 years ago
And there's nothing wrong with that. I hope my daughter lives a happy, satisfying and fulfilling life. And someday she'll have sex. And that's fine. Her sex life is none of my business
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