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Since you capitalized "Weiner," I can only assume you're talking about Oscar Meyer Weiners.
I've held my daughter's hand. She's never touched a Weiner. Same for my niece.
She's never had Oscar Meyer?
Heck no! I'd feed her better hot dogs than that.
For now...
Someday this will no longer be true and you'll have no idea when.
She could be a lesbian.
Yeah, there's a 5% chance. Or she might be a nun.
But even if she is gay, many lesbians have straight partners before they realize it's not for them.
So if she makes it to college age there's a >95% chance she'll handled a wiener.
And there's nothing wrong with that. I hope my daughter lives a happy, satisfying and fulfilling life. And someday she'll have sex. And that's fine. Her sex life is none of my business