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Every hand that you have touched has probably had a Weiner in it. amirite?

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Since you capitalized "Weiner," I can only assume you're talking about Oscar Meyer Weiners.

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I've held my daughter's hand. She's never touched a Weiner. Same for my niece.

@Mytokhondria I've held my daughter's hand. She's never touched a Weiner. Same for my niece.

For now...

Someday this will no longer be true and you'll have no idea when.

@Apartlavishness She could be a lesbian.

Yeah, there's a 5% chance. Or she might be a nun.
But even if she is gay, many lesbians have straight partners before they realize it's not for them.

So if she makes it to college age there's a >95% chance she'll handled a wiener.

@jodzdzownica Yeah, there's a 5% chance. Or she might be a nun. But even if she is gay, many lesbians have straight partners...

And there's nothing wrong with that. I hope my daughter lives a happy, satisfying and fulfilling life. And someday she'll have sex. And that's fine. Her sex life is none of my business

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