Women will sit on (about) twice as many toilets in their lives then men will. amirite?

From what I've heard a lot of women hover instead of sitting on seats, especially in public bathrooms.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And guys seem to never have an issue with sitting down

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I figure my hairy ass is protection enough

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Your hairy ass is the reason I need to line the seat with toilet paper

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm not sitting there with you, you're sitting there with me

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Man here. Maybe I'm weird, but I think the last time I sat on a public toilet, or really any toilet that wasn't at my house or in a hotel I was staying at, was over 10 years ago. It's just gross to me. I can't do it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Same here, like I just can't

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Weiiiiiirrrrrdddooooos

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Which leaves pissy toilet seats. Lay down some tp and sit down ladies.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Are you suggesting pissy toilet seats aren't primarily dudes just pissing everywhere? My experience has been that there are far more pissy toilet seats in unisex public toilets than in women's ones..

by Anonymous 2 years ago

When I have been to larger cities I have experienced this problem in the ladies room.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is partly why womens toilets are such a mess.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah and it means the get piss all over the seat so now everyone has to hover and the bathroom gets disgusting. Ladies sit the hell down and we'd all be fine.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

PSA: Hovering while peeing (as opposed to sitting on the pedestal toilet, or squatting) is actually very bad for your pelvic floor muscles, and can contribute to incontinence in later years. I learned this in physical therapy to treat vaginismus. Ladies, use toilet seat protectors / toilet paper, and let yourselves sit down.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yup! And it can cause chronic constipation too.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah. My ex wife and every woman I've dated after hovers. I've sat on way more than them

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Have this girl at work who hovers, she has zero aim. I walk in and it looks like the toilet flooded but nope

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I've heard that hovering can have negative effects on the pelvic floor. When I read that I try to put down a toilet cover or toilet paper on the seat when at all possible

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Also some guys will sit down when they pee for the privacy or cus all the urinals are filled

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No we piss all over the seat in the stall and don't flush.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You know guys usually pee while standing up at toilets and not just at urinals right?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Personally I just like to sit down on the urinals, really throw everyone there for a loop

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Lmao

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I just like to make a handstand, personally, but that's just my opinion

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Hovering, pissing all over the seat and sometimes the floor thanks to the hovering, not flushing, trying to flush 10 uses worth of toilet paper after 10 people didn't flush. All reasons why women's washrooms are usually dirtier and get twice as many clogged toilets.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Area 51 hates this one weird trick!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That sounds painful

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm not sure about the math used here but I pee at least 4 times per day and poop once. But yeah, I guess that is "about" twice as many toilets.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

4 times?! Rookie numbers there, I can get to 4 before elevenses...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Also, that's regarding the number of sittings, not the binder of toilets. I'd say the ratio is likely much higher since what makes a big difference is public toilets, and it's much more common to go to a public bathroom to pee than to poop.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

once per day? is it bad that i only do it every like 3 days?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you don't sit to pee, you're missing out. I'm sitting to pee right now.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sit-down gang right here.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I sit to pee only at home. Especially in the middle of the night because I don't want to blind myself by turning on the lights in my half-asleep groggy state. Plus, I don't have to aim when sitting.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

ooo, that's an interesting life hack

by Anonymous 2 years ago

In private, yes. In public, urinals are the greatest invention ever. I can pee without touching a single thing in the bathroom.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What about your pecker

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You don't need to touch that.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh didn't see your name was kevincox

by Anonymous 2 years ago

But the piss deflects of the porcelain back onto your pants...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Bruh, how are you peeing? And if you have a lot of backscatter washing your hands is the least of your problems.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I do everything standing up. Luckily I don't have to clean the collateral damage.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If sitting to pee is cool, I'm Miles Davis

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Stand around like a looser. Sit down like a king.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This number is hopefully more than 2 unless folks are dehydrated.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

6-1 is a good start

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You need to drink more water, and most definitely see your GP.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

From my experience all the ladies who "hover piss" just leave a big mess all over and seat and floor for the rest or us.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

More men should sit to pee if they're at home, all things considered, it's less messy (aim is an illusion, it will spatter and splash) and chiller

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A lot of women don't sit on public toilets. Source: I've cleaned a lot of restrooms.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

For the women who hover, your bladder can't relax the entire way. Sometimes this leaves a small amount of urine in your bladder, and that can lead to infection. For the love of your pelvic floor, relax!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Home is the toilet seat you trust, otherwise, squatting is a must.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I do not pee standing up if I have any choice whatsoever. I don't care what anyone thinks, I just don't see the point if you could just as well sit down.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not really. Sure, they'll make double the trips, but that doesn't mean double the actual toilets. Most of the extra trips will be in their houses, using the same toilets they already used.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Definitely more, for me anyways, because I pee so damn much. My bladder is way smaller than a guy's.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I would frequently need to urinate and assumed my bladder was small. Turns out I have diabetes.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Are you saying you poop as often as you pee? Either you have a bladder the size of a swimming pool, or major bowel problems

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I can't wait until it's my turn to sit on about twice as many toilets.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah but since men take 35 minutes to poop and women take like...2... doesn't it average back out somewhere?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you know a man taking 35 minutes to poop, he needs a diet change.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I know so many men that do this! I am with you.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Most women do y want to use public toilets and hold it until they get home or somewhere they know. Most guys don't care and poop wherever they happen to be, some intentionally leave home to find somewhere else to poop.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You... you should be peeing more often than that... or pooping less often

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This doesn't make sense. What if they're only using their own toilets at home and not peeing in public places. You'd have to account for the stats of women using bathrooms outside of their home vs men.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I don't know why men don't want to sit it's very comfortable.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It can be gross

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Women will hover over double the number of toilets as men will also.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm surprised at this. My wife was very quick to point out that she doesn't sit on about half the toilets she's used (portapotty) as well. Do ladies really sit on 100% of the seats they encounter? I'm a guy and I definitely do not bat 1.000.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

As a guy I sit down to pee at home/hotels/clean looking toilets cause why not. I have known women to hover in public places, so for me vs average hovering woman I'd say I'm equal.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Some of us squat when peeing OP especially in public bathrooms x

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Are we talking first time unique toilet sits or all total toilet sits?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you have to poop as a guy and you stand to pee first then sit to poop you're weird. Hell, I sit down sometimes to pee just because.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I beg to differ. It seems men are way more chill about using public bathrooms and as a trade worker i definitely sit on more honey buckets than most women

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless you (the woman) has had multiple children, in which case your sitting rate (on the run) quadruples. Lol (mom of 4)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Many more than twice. I, like many people, am relatively regular with my pooping, meaning I seldom poop at unknown toilets. Mainly home and work (and at work I have a favorite stall) meaning I will sit on far less toilets than my wife.

by Anonymous 2 years ago