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Women will sit on (about) twice as many toilets in their lives then men will. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
From what I've heard a lot of women hover instead of sitting on seats, especially in public bathrooms.
by Anonymous1 year ago
And guys seem to never have an issue with sitting down
by Anonymous1 year ago
I figure my hairy ass is protection enough
by Anonymous1 year ago
Your hairy ass is the reason I need to line the seat with toilet paper
by Anonymous1 year ago
I'm not sitting there with you, you're sitting there with me
by Anonymous1 year ago
Man here. Maybe I'm weird, but I think the last time I sat on a public toilet, or really any toilet that wasn't at my house or in a hotel I was staying at, was over 10 years ago. It's just gross to me. I can't do it.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Same here, like I just can't
by Anonymous1 year ago
Weiiiiiirrrrrdddooooos
by Anonymous1 year ago
Which leaves pissy toilet seats. Lay down some tp and sit down ladies.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Are you suggesting pissy toilet seats aren't primarily dudes just pissing everywhere? My experience has been that there are far more pissy toilet seats in unisex public toilets than in women's ones..
by Anonymous1 year ago
When I have been to larger cities I have experienced this problem in the ladies room.
by Anonymous1 year ago
This is partly why womens toilets are such a mess.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah and it means the get piss all over the seat so now everyone has to hover and the bathroom gets disgusting. Ladies sit the hell down and we'd all be fine.
by Anonymous1 year ago
PSA: Hovering while peeing (as opposed to sitting on the pedestal toilet, or squatting) is actually very bad for your pelvic floor muscles, and can contribute to incontinence in later years.
I learned this in physical therapy to treat vaginismus.
Ladies, use toilet seat protectors / toilet paper, and let yourselves sit down.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yup! And it can cause chronic constipation too.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah. My ex wife and every woman I've dated after hovers. I've sat on way more than them
by Anonymous1 year ago
Have this girl at work who hovers, she has zero aim. I walk in and it looks like the toilet flooded but nope
by Anonymous1 year ago
I've heard that hovering can have negative effects on the pelvic floor. When I read that I try to put down a toilet cover or toilet paper on the seat when at all possible
by Anonymous1 year ago
Also some guys will sit down when they pee for the privacy or cus all the urinals are filled
by Anonymous1 year ago
No we piss all over the seat in the stall and don't flush.
by Anonymous1 year ago
You know guys usually pee while standing up at toilets and not just at urinals right?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Personally I just like to sit down on the urinals, really throw everyone there for a loop
by Anonymous1 year ago
Lmao
by Anonymous1 year ago
I just like to make a handstand, personally, but that's just my opinion
by Anonymous1 year ago
Hovering, pissing all over the seat and sometimes the floor thanks to the hovering, not flushing, trying to flush 10 uses worth of toilet paper after 10 people didn't flush. All reasons why women's washrooms are usually dirtier and get twice as many clogged toilets.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Area 51 hates this one weird trick!
by Anonymous1 year ago
That sounds painful
by Anonymous1 year ago
I'm not sure about the math used here but I pee at least 4 times per day and poop once.
But yeah, I guess that is "about" twice as many toilets.
by Anonymous1 year ago
4 times?! Rookie numbers there, I can get to 4 before elevenses...
by Anonymous1 year ago
Also, that's regarding the number of sittings, not the binder of toilets. I'd say the ratio is likely much higher since what makes a big difference is public toilets, and it's much more common to go to a public bathroom to pee than to poop.
by Anonymous1 year ago
once per day? is it bad that i only do it every like 3 days?
by Anonymous1 year ago
If you don't sit to pee, you're missing out. I'm sitting to pee right now.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Sit-down gang right here.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I sit to pee only at home. Especially in the middle of the night because I don't want to blind myself by turning on the lights in my half-asleep groggy state. Plus, I don't have to aim when sitting.
by Anonymous1 year ago
ooo, that's an interesting life hack
by Anonymous1 year ago
In private, yes. In public, urinals are the greatest invention ever. I can pee without touching a single thing in the bathroom.
by Anonymous1 year ago
What about your pecker
by Anonymous1 year ago
You don't need to touch that.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Oh didn't see your name was kevincox
by Anonymous1 year ago
But the piss deflects of the porcelain back onto your pants...
by Anonymous1 year ago
Bruh, how are you peeing?
And if you have a lot of backscatter washing your hands is the least of your problems.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I do everything standing up. Luckily I don't have to clean the collateral damage.
by Anonymous1 year ago
If sitting to pee is cool, I'm Miles Davis
by Anonymous1 year ago
Stand around like a looser. Sit down like a king.
by Anonymous1 year ago
This number is hopefully more than 2 unless folks are dehydrated.
by Anonymous1 year ago
6-1 is a good start
by Anonymous1 year ago
You need to drink more water, and most definitely see your GP.
by Anonymous1 year ago
From my experience all the ladies who "hover piss" just leave a big mess all over and seat and floor for the rest or us.
by Anonymous1 year ago
More men should sit to pee if they're at home, all things considered, it's less messy (aim is an illusion, it will spatter and splash) and chiller
by Anonymous1 year ago
A lot of women don't sit on public toilets.
Source: I've cleaned a lot of restrooms.
by Anonymous1 year ago
For the women who hover, your bladder can't relax the entire way. Sometimes this leaves a small amount of urine in your bladder, and that can lead to infection. For the love of your pelvic floor, relax!
by Anonymous1 year ago
Home is the toilet seat you trust, otherwise, squatting is a must.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I do not pee standing up if I have any choice whatsoever. I don't care what anyone thinks, I just don't see the point if you could just as well sit down.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Not really. Sure, they'll make double the trips, but that doesn't mean double the actual toilets. Most of the extra trips will be in their houses, using the same toilets they already used.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Definitely more, for me anyways, because I pee so damn much. My bladder is way smaller than a guy's.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I would frequently need to urinate and assumed my bladder was small. Turns out I have diabetes.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Are you saying you poop as often as you pee? Either you have a bladder the size of a swimming pool, or major bowel problems
by Anonymous1 year ago
I can't wait until it's my turn to sit on about twice as many toilets.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah but since men take 35 minutes to poop and women take like...2... doesn't it average back out somewhere?
by Anonymous1 year ago
If you know a man taking 35 minutes to poop, he needs a diet change.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I know so many men that do this! I am with you.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Most women do y want to use public toilets and hold it until they get home or somewhere they know. Most guys don't care and poop wherever they happen to be, some intentionally leave home to find somewhere else to poop.
by Anonymous1 year ago
You... you should be peeing more often than that... or pooping less often
by Anonymous1 year ago
This doesn't make sense. What if they're only using their own toilets at home and not peeing in public places. You'd have to account for the stats of women using bathrooms outside of their home vs men.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I don't know why men don't want to sit it's very comfortable.
by Anonymous1 year ago
It can be gross
by Anonymous1 year ago
Women will hover over double the number of toilets as men will also.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I'm surprised at this. My wife was very quick to point out that she doesn't sit on about half the toilets she's used (portapotty) as well.
Do ladies really sit on 100% of the seats they encounter? I'm a guy and I definitely do not bat 1.000.
by Anonymous1 year ago
As a guy I sit down to pee at home/hotels/clean looking toilets cause why not. I have known women to hover in public places, so for me vs average hovering woman I'd say I'm equal.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Some of us squat when peeing OP especially in public bathrooms x
by Anonymous1 year ago
Are we talking first time unique toilet sits or all total toilet sits?
by Anonymous1 year ago
If you have to poop as a guy and you stand to pee first then sit to poop you're weird. Hell, I sit down sometimes to pee just because.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I beg to differ. It seems men are way more chill about using public bathrooms and as a trade worker i definitely sit on more honey buckets than most women
by Anonymous1 year ago
Unless you (the woman) has had multiple children, in which case your sitting rate (on the run) quadruples. Lol (mom of 4)
by Anonymous1 year ago
Many more than twice. I, like many people, am relatively regular with my pooping, meaning I seldom poop at unknown toilets. Mainly home and work (and at work I have a favorite stall) meaning I will sit on far less toilets than my wife.
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