Vampires who sleep in coffins must be aching all over when they wake up, due to the poor mattress options such bedframes permit. amirite?

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Nah, memory foam is a great option. You can cut it perfectly to size, and I remembers me and says „Hi, Matt" when I come home from a long night of blood sucking. Great improvement after 283 years of straw.

SnooStoriess avatar SnooStories Yeah You Are +4Reply

bro, you didn't know?

Vampires become a liquid when they sleep!

Vampires have old money. They have custom coffins, the old wooden box is just what they show you in movies.

If we go by vampire lore, they have faster healing and regeneration so even if they were aching it would be over in minutes.

JimKBs avatar JimKB Yeah You Are 0Reply

Rather, they have always had the best mattresses and you plebs with your rectangular beds have been missing out on them.

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