Masturbation IS cheating, amirite?

Just wow, that is definitely unpopular but in a really stupid way

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Protip: bring toys/vibrators into the bedroom with you. Leave your ego at the door.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Toys are there to help us gentlemen, not hinder us. Learn the ways of the flesh for your woman. She will thank you for it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Your opinion makes me want to beat my meat even more

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Got a cheating kink mate? 🤨

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No I just like to beat my meat. I mean literally fighting meat. I'm a meat fighter, like rocky when he was training. I'm the best at beating meat. Steak? No chance. Ground beef? More like ground queefing.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Imagine breaking up with someone or getting a divorce cuz your partner wanted to rub one out while they were bored and you were gone

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Only if you write a contract with a partner or at least a verbal agreement that no masturbation is allowed. Otherwise, it is not.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Whoa. This is gonna be a good one. Have a sit everyone.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You raise a pretty good point. People have different expectations and boundaries for relationships, and as such cheating means different things for different people. What's important is to communicate these to your partner to see if you're still a good fit for each other. If my partner communicated this to me, I would think that it would be best to break up because I won't be able to satisfy the conditions of a faithful relationship by those standards.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's cheating if you break the rules. I suggest not agreeing to a "no masturbation" rule.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Cheating is only defined by the individuals in the relationship not you patriotsfan2000

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ah a conservative… that explains why you know nothing about the female body.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Lazy guys are jealous of dildos. All it takes is communication and consideration. That dildo isn't the enemy it's a tool. You don't get jealous of a saw because it will cut wood better than you can chew through it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Biologically speaking, that's not true.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Kekw

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Went to my wife with this to show her, she told me to just cheat..

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No sense in arguing with someone who doesn't prescribe logic.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

OP must be a Mormon.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Bro gets no bitches

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Poe's Law is in full effect here.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

OP is the kind of guy that pays no attention to anything but thrusting in and out and then gets mad when his partner reaches down to stimulate her own neglected clit.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Cheating is defined by whatever the people in the relationship define it as. So you're right. And also wrong.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I needed that laugh so thank you

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You must be one nightmare of a partner for someone lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Hahahahahaha

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Regardless, it certainly makes me feel good! Think I'll rub one out now!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This isn't even an opinion lol, it's just wrong

by Anonymous 2 years ago

lmao you have to be kidding

by Anonymous 2 years ago