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The number one sign of recovery from a cold is the ability to masturbate again. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
A cold does not inhibit my ability to masturbate. In fact if I'm really really sick I'll use masturbation as a way to feel better.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Never had that symptom from a cold, you should get that checked out
by Anonymous1 year ago
I don't think he should. It doesn't sound that farfetched. I usually get depressed when I'm sick so I can see how that links to libido
by Anonymous1 year ago
ok but to position it as some kind of general common experience seems a little off to me
by Anonymous1 year ago
Not saying it's a super common thing no. But also saying it's not a super rare thing
by Anonymous1 year ago
OP is likely just experiencing a side effect of his cold medicine. Decongestants, like Sudafed, are vasoconstrictors and if you take enough, it can impair blood flow and leave you with a limp sausage.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Hmm. My experience says otherwise.
There is one thing that got me through the boredom and isolation of COVID. Hint: it wasn't ibuprofen.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I've had sex when I've had real bad cold/flu... Would take something much more
by Anonymous1 year ago
Not wanting to masturbate is my litmus test for being really, *really* unwell. It would have to be something pretty bad to have that effect.
by Anonymous1 year ago
All that I know is that taking Cold or cough medicine makes me horny and freaky AF 😂
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yall wild af
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah? Well.... sometimes I put my condiments *underneath* my hot dog sausage!
by Anonymous1 year ago
OP hasn't had a wank session while in a Flu induced high fever delirium.
Only exception is a migraine. All that motion would be agonizing.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I don't know what kinda cold people are getting but I haven't had that one yet
by Anonymous1 year ago
Don't know what kind of colds you're getting, but I definitely don't slow down. In fact with all of that time at home it's just the opposite! 😂
by Anonymous1 year ago
This is weird because I find that being stuck at home when sick is the catalyst for outrageous amounts of masturbation
by Anonymous1 year ago
Dude, beating off clears your sinuses.
Right before bed with a cold, like 20 min after taking some cough medicine? I'm right out and sleep like a baby.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I'm not sure about that, the snot that comes with the cold makes great lube for rubbing one out
by Anonymous1 year ago
OMG, I masturbate until I hurt myself when I'm sick. Go to the hospital immediately.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Yeah when you're sick you just can't get in the mood at all. At least that's what it's like for me.
by Anonymous1 year ago
I allegedly heard that defeating the skin dragon helps your immune system/body or something like that to beat back whatever ailments that has you down.
by Anonymous1 year ago
>defeating the skin dragon
Yes
by Anonymous1 year ago
Bro idk what kinds of colds u are getting but next time u should go to a doctor
by Anonymous1 year ago
The real tip is, if you're congested, have an orgasm...it clears right up, at least for a few minutes.
by Anonymous1 year ago
What is that old adage? Jack it for a fever, jerk it for a cold?
by Anonymous1 year ago
I masturbate to get over it faster. I have no facts to back this up but I swear it works
by Anonymous1 year ago
So you're telling me you don't masturbate when you have a cold?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Incorrect conclusion. You think you can masturbate because your cold is gone, but really your masturbation, while your cold is weak, is what cures the sickness.
That's why you gotta choke the chicken till the chills chill out.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Lol what? The only thing my masturbating means is that I'm alive. And that's Just because I haven't yet tried to get away without it
by Anonymous1 year ago
Covid wanks are pretty sweet. All that extra time to fap without work getting in the way, plus, It would put me to sleep and when I'd wake up…
Time to wank again. I still got the vax but the cure is the faps
by Anonymous1 year ago
I had Covid and couldn't breathe very well. Had to the sleep sitting up. Beating my meat was one way I could relax enough to sleep.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Bro I masterbated 6 times after getting fever from vaccination... My goal was to get as weak as possible and I was able to achieve that... I couldn't sleep that night, i got so weak that even the feel of my bodyweight was too much for me while laying down... It was as if someone literally drained every last ounce of energy and strength from my body... And my temperature... Ohh boi was it hotttt.. i was boiling broo.. could make an ommlete on my forehead.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Masturbation has been proven to be the easiest relief for cold induced headaches.
by Anonymous1 year ago
My dick hurts because I took an accidental break from my usual bate routine & only fapped once today
Can't fap because of a cold lolol
by Anonymous1 year ago
In bed sick and bored with a box of tissue close by, argh way not.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Naw, I rubbed one out sick in hospital. Nurses can be sexy AF
by Anonymous1 year ago
I commit minor war crimes against my schmeat to distract myself from the fact that I can't breathe out of my nose. What kind of kind of mundane, Geneva Convention-compliant colds do you have, OP?!
by Anonymous1 year ago
Now that I think about it, I do go HAM on the tiny fella after I recover from a cold.
by Anonymous1 year ago
> The number one sign of recovery from a cold is the ability to *enjoy* masturbating again.
Ftfy
by Anonymous1 year ago
Its usually because the body no longer needs to prioritise survival and can now focus on reproducing
by Anonymous1 year ago
Apparently, you amateurs all lack the years of discipline I have accumulated.
by Anonymous1 year ago
What a reminder that men and women are so very different. Haha!
by Anonymous1 year ago
literally just got healthy again from being sick with pneumonia 😂😂😂 this was too true
by Anonymous1 year ago
Unless you have a headache you be masturbating for the relief.
by Anonymous1 year ago
The number one sign of recovery from a cold is the ability to stay awake after ejaculation again. I'm horny AF when I'm sick even if it uses what little energy I have at the moment the spice must flow.
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