+142 A wedding cannot go off without a hitch, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I went to one where the damn pastor forgot to sign the wedding license so maybe?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That just means there was a hitch that prevented the other kind of hitch.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Here's the hitch Pastor Bob, there wasn't a hitch and it's your fault.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

One of my groomsman had to be coerced into coming, he was dating the maid of honor and they had a fight the night before because he didn't show up for the rehearsal dinner, and then got bodily threatened by my mother in law when he tried to leave before the reception. She gave him the "supportive shoulder hug so hard his shoulder was bruised. 😅

by Anonymous 1 year ago