+97 You're more likely to be in an accident while driving to the store to buy a lottery ticket than to win the lottery. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I buy my lottery ticket online so there is zero chance for me getting in an accident while driving to the store to buy a lottery ticket.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Fair enough.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I just day drank and walked to the corner store instead.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Some experts claim the ball might return to Earth someday, but their concerns were dismissed as "depressing".

by Anonymous 1 year ago