I mean... unless the person can autofellate. Also, depends on your definition of "close" as I don't know that it necessarily involves someone's face to be close to something else. It is physically attached to the person, after all.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And those who can fit your balls in their mouth at the same time are even closer.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I disagree. When I was younger and more flexible, I could suck myself. It was awesome.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

guys would suck their own dick if they could, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago