+106 Our bodies are planets for microorganisms. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

humans are microrganisms for planets(only Earth and Mars at present)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Actually we are meterorganisms

by Anonymous 2 years ago

oh yea, welcome to the family meteor being

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I meant meter-organisms :D

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pollen allergy is Earth trying to defend herself against humans.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No its your body being racist against visiting pollish people

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Makes ya think about how we, earth, may be part of some bigger thing/organism. Do you think the microbe in your butt knows about your luxury cat or heart problems?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It wishes it was in the luxury cat's butt.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ew auto complete. Imma let this one ride.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's true. Just the mouth alone has 5 to 20 billion bacteria in it, depending on how often and how well you brush your teeth.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

amd now that I think about it, probably milions of microorganisms are doing micro-s3x on my body right now😐

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pretty sure I haven't cleared my orbit yet. Still awaiting planet status.

by Anonymous 2 years ago