+133 We are not afraid of being alone in the dark, but we are afraid of not being alone in the dark. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, I'm afraid of being *alone* in the dark. I don't sleep well without my wife.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I feel like I've seen this hundreds of times before on twitter

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well, no, it's not that we're scared about being alone, we're scared about not knowing if we are alone

by Anonymous 2 years ago