+124 Eating on the couch is nasty. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Vacuum the couch? Get a mattress protector?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sure. You can vacuum. But that doesn't get the filth out of the INSIDE of your couch cushions. And a mattress protector doesn't protect your sheets or blankets.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Do you sit on your couch? Because crumbs from food are absolutely too big to get past most weaves and textiles used for couch cushions and covers. It's almost like people know that customers will want to sit and eat and, ya know, do stuff on their couches. You know what *is* small enough to get into your couch cushions? Skin cells that you shed just from sitting there. Takeaway: it's worse to sit on your couch than to eat on your couch.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh you mean my cushions that are woven specifically to not allow liquid, dust, or anything past the exterior layers? You don't wash your sheets/blankets? That's weird.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not many people wash their bedding daily

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Why would you?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you're eating it in then you're sleeping in your food. Now, I know some people are into that and I'm not gonna link shame but it's not for me lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

LOL..read this as eating the cooch is nasty😳 🍻

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Look at money bags over here with a table

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Just put a cover on your couch and WASH IT....

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A plastic one? Because that's the only way a cover will work.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What if your bed is the couch? Where do those rare specimens land in this equation? Asking for a friend

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you eat on it then it still applies

by Anonymous 2 years ago

So the following is probably going to break you: I eat on my bed most times

by Anonymous 2 years ago

😬

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I even see where you're coming from but yeah I still do it.. especially when I'm home alone and have no one to sit at the table with😅

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I don't think, in my whole 40 years, that I've ever eaten in my bed.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I mean I'm not like laying down eating I do sit up. I have just a single bed (which is technically a couch as well) and it's against the wall on one side. So I just sit there and have the plate on my lap/ in my hands If that makes it better somehow😅😂

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I hate peoples who are absolute correct and call me a pig at the same time. Where's my torch and pitchfork… :D

by Anonymous 2 years ago

😂😂😂🛡️

by Anonymous 2 years ago

yeah guys, put your food on a plate and then eat it on your couch

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Lol but still no

by Anonymous 2 years ago

fine put a placemat down under it. either way we are going to have a family dinner for once, now go set the sofa.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I eat on a table that is in front of my couch

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Do you sit on the floor? Still… if it's a carpeted area 😬

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Does OP know vacuums exist?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My beagle says all the vacuuming in the world does not get everything out of the couch no matter how many times a person vacuums.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

where else am i supposed to eat?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A table? Hell, even standing at the counter is better.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

we eat in the living room

by Anonymous 2 years ago

As someone who eats on the couch... you're not wrong.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's nasty, and I'll one up your opinion: it's trashy.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And lazy

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's why you vaccuum regularly and clean up after yourself.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You're absolutely correct, OP

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My father used to eat on his couch and "clean" his hands by wiping them on the front of the couch below the seat lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm reading this as I'm eating in my bed 😂

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I dont even have a table lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

True enough, but the day before payday, your sofa cushions can be a valuable source of spilled snack food like Cheetos, Doritos, & salted nuts (no cheap jokes, please).

by Anonymous 2 years ago