+143 Most foods are eaten from the outside in, but Pizza we eat from the inside out. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

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by Anonymous 2 years ago

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by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yes and no. A pizza was whole before it gets cut. If pizzas weren't cut, we would eat them from the outside. When you cut a burger or sandwich, you follow suit and start from the inside.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

not necessarily. I'm from Chicago. Here we cut our pizza into squares, (or "tavern style"). You can begin to eat it at any point of the grid.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You can eat anything from the inside, especially if you're a intestinal parasite.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My dad eats the crust first. Which, yes, is weird, but still.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless you live in Ohio where they cut pizza in square pieces.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pies in general are eaten from the center out. Not just pizza pie.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you were in Italy, you would be eating your pizza with a knife and fork, just like any other meal.

by Anonymous 2 years ago