Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant, amirite?

And then one day they'll have to be driven to a doctor by a random passerby because their cybernetic penis is malfunctioning so badly that their crotch is on fire.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

V ? That you?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No. It's Jackie

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"Doctor, it burns when I pee. Or when I don't pee. My penis is literally on fire and I don't have an extinguisher rated for electrical fires."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The perfect role for Jesse Cox

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I know the feeling, choom

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You'll be at work and one of your coworkers will say, "What's that noise?" And you'll reply, "Sorry, that's me. I got a sexually transmitted virus from that cyborg at the bar on Friday night and I can't turn off my dick vibrations unless I send them 8 bitcoins."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Tbf a lot of medical ailments feel like some organ has downloaded malware.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That is a pretty close description of how viruses work (the biological kind). And an RNA based vaccine like for covid is like a software update for the antivirus.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Imagine having popups everywhere. Like youre at work and all of a sudden porn pops up in your vision.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Assuming cybernetics actually end up being used, 100% peoppe will make virus for it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Every episode of Ghost in the Shell is about someone's cybernetic brain getting hacked by malware.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'll be amazed if nobody has tried to make ransomware for reprogrammable pacemakers.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They have.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Scarier still, it's not that hard to get access to.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm happy not getting cybernetics for this very reason (among others).

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There's just nothing quite like getting popups for "Hot Single Milfs in your area" beamed directly into your eye

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Bro I just want to be able to browse telnet while laying back in my bed with my eyes closed.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Scientists have predicted this problem for several decades now, and the videos discussing this are extremely disturbing.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

People who had experimental ocular implants from this one company had a rude awakening to the reality of cyberware: The company was bought out by a competitor, and they *turned off the eyes of those who had bought them*.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That won't even be the worst. Those cybernetics will be pumping advertisements into your brain every ten minutes of your entire life.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Street Samurai: "I have a cybernetic eye that vastly improves my eyesight. I got telescopic vision, infrared, recording and playback..." Hacker: "O yah? Well... *tappytappy* now you have adware. Enjoy random popups from Ernie's House Of Porn and the Jumpscare Emporium" Sam: "What the...goddamnit!" Hacker: "Just click the X in the corner to close the windows. No, with your finger."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Malware? I imagine being admitted to a psychiatric unit becuase of the 400+ daily pharmaceutical ads just so i can open my email with my eyes closed.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not exactly an implant but anyone wonder why Google glases were poised to be the next big thing then suddenly gone silent?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Catch a case of digital arthritis unless you send the five buttcoins.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

😂😂 Ransomware

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Boobies, everywhere you look, boobies everywhere… call it manware

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm diabetic and have occasionally wondered if someone could hack into my CGM or pump and murder me if they really wanted to

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hey! I work in biomed cybersecurity… hopefully making it so people won't do that

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Lol well keep up the good work, so far none of my enemies have succeeded in hacking my pancreas

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i think your body already did…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Even weirder is that someone will intentionally put malware on their cybernetic implant

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Everyone in the future is gonna get adware on their cybernetic implants.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah yeah doc, I know I shouldn't have been on that site while I was connected to my arm I know Won't happen again, I swear. Can you just wipe this thing already? The arm: *stroking the air*

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Bitminers getting paid from your brain working in the background.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

By clicking on a "you're the 999999th visitor, click here to claim your prize" virtual reality ad

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Imagine an age where your brain tumour starts talking to you... And it happens to be the digitised mind of a long dead terrorist.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Is it true Musk himself once said he wouldn't trust Neuralink being put in his own brain? Once you're wired up, you're at the mercy of whoever can access that system, or whatever programming is already built into it. The catch 22 could be that unless you get an implant, you might not be able to keep up with people who are "upgraded". So either way you're at risk. Maybe a noninvasive personal assistant would be less dangerous.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This has already happened. Cyber security threats on pacemakers.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's gonna be me trying to download pirated porn and games

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's the plot for "Accel World" a hacked Neuro device where they share to other ppl.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They'll just start spewing out ad spots for random companies mid conversation

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Hi Dave, i'm calling about your cybernetic arm's extended warranty?

by Anonymous 1 year ago