+140 Age is the outside number. It's the inside number that counts. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Probably a pedophile joke to be made here, I just don't quite have it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is a joke for women. Slutty, mathematically inclined, wonderful women.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Tell that to my three glass of wine hangover this morning. My insides definitely seem to know what age I am.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Drink water at the same time. Or even wine that's ice. Doesn't make it go away but can keep you slightly hydrated. And Don't take Ibuprofen while drinking or up to 6 hours before, Horrible for your liver. Wishing you fun drinking nights and less groggy mornings

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nomatter how mature you think that 14 year old is, you still can't date her bro...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

maybe he can in texas given 3 years apart

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The number of fingers? I guess I'm only 3, but I'll be 4 before the night is over

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I hope all my enemies age poorly, especially my ex girlfriend.

by Anonymous 2 years ago