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Age is the outside number. It's the inside number that counts. amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
Probably a pedophile joke to be made here, I just don't quite have it
by Anonymous1 year ago
This is a joke for women. Slutty, mathematically inclined, wonderful women.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Tell that to my three glass of wine hangover this morning. My insides definitely seem to know what age I am.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Drink water at the same time. Or even wine that's ice. Doesn't make it go away but can keep you slightly hydrated. And Don't take Ibuprofen while drinking or up to 6 hours before, Horrible for your liver. Wishing you fun drinking nights and less groggy mornings
by Anonymous1 year ago
Nomatter how mature you think that 14 year old is, you still can't date her bro...
by Anonymous1 year ago
maybe he can in texas given 3 years apart
by Anonymous1 year ago
The number of fingers? I guess I'm only 3, but I'll be 4 before the night is over
by Anonymous1 year ago
I hope all my enemies age poorly, especially my ex girlfriend.
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