+146 You're more likely to die from a fork than a gun, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

For those confused, more people die in the US due to obesity related issues than to gun violence.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

So if I only eat with a spoon/knife my whole life… you're telling me I can beat obesity. I will not be listening to any more information

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The spoon and knife are in on it. Use chopsticks the rest of your life and you should be set.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is precisely why I conceal carry a fork everywhere I go.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Reusable utensils reduces our demand for single use virgin plastics.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Right, I'm protecting myself as well as helping preserve the planet.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Considering I own more firearms than forks I somehow doubt that

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You may be in the 5% outlier.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I don't think our homicide unit investigates a lot of forkings.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nah, just doctors telling their patients to make lifestyle changes only to be ignored.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Naw man. That one's a conspiracy between the fork and the spoon. Chopsticks say that the knife was in on it too, but can't prove it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think chopsticks are mostly exempt from this issue

by Anonymous 1 year ago

my spork friends tell me the chopsticks are in on this too

by Anonymous 1 year ago