The word "might" is doing a lot of work here, but nowhere near as much as the word "documented"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If anything, documentation as to why they had to have surgery to repair their butt holes.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Piper Perry will require a filing cabinet for said documentation.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I literally laughed. *out loud*.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You're not wrong

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Am I the only one watching porn with David Attenborough voiceovers?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah, I can just picture ol gran, "oh look at how great my asshole used to look when I was 18".

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Used to take five BBCs in a single video

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Give it a couple of generations. We will be exactly there.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I'm more leaning towards a lot of them will handle aging much worse than the rest of us and might hate looking at their porn.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

hard to say

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Im not a porn star but when I found out i was pregnant I had lingerie photos done when i was only 6 weeks in fear I would never see my body the same again. I hate those photos. I have done a lot of selfies in the past being a photographer, thet were very classy and nice. I wont look at them ever again. Idk, the past is just the past. Even though i was pretty hot. They served a purpose for the time being but now I could care less how hot I used to be, Ill never get it back agsin so what's the point. I dont wanna brag, hey this is what I used to look like! I do have one hot photo of me on an interceptor that was cute but the nudies, I could care less about

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There was an episode of Schitt's creek where this was basically the moral of the story.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Honestly I have to wonder why they don't just get in the sex doll industry, everyone has already seen them naked, and they'd probably make millions without having to do any work long after their age caught up with them

by Anonymous 2 years ago