+164 Having bones on your floor is pnly considered normal if you have a pet, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yeah, usually people freak out when they spot a femur on my floor but they quickly settle down once they notice my hamster in the other corner

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Brb, getting a dog so that my human bone collection doesn't attract suspicion.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you have a cat, it can also be totally normal to have dead animal on your pillow.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

For a minute I pondered why it's standard for dogs to have bones but then I kind of figured it was a holdover from earlier humans and wolves

by Anonymous 2 years ago