+163 After a certain age, a penis is more likely to fall off than get bigger, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A lifetime of excessive masturbation & occasional sex causes a gradual but inevitable decrease in the ability of a penis to become erect, leading eventually to a permanently flaccid & numb organ in later life. They don’t actually fall off, but they might just as well!

by Anonymous 2 months ago