+134 You're closer to being a millionaire than Elon Musl, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If you say his name three times fast it will summon him and he'll buy the site.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Elon Musl, Elon Musl, Elon Musl..

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Annnnnnnnnnnd your site has lost all its advertisers.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And your hair has grown back miraculously.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

He is a Millionaire. . . Just because you made it past a mark, doesn't mean you no longer qualify for that mark. He has millions of dollars.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Tell me about the flammable vehicles of your homeworld, Musl.

by Anonymous 2 years ago