+160 Watching a movie together is the most honest expression of (platonic) love. You just want someone next to you without even intending to interact. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I got beat up in a cinema once for farting too much. *Worth it.*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Which raises the question "how much is the appropriate amount of farting?"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

some go to the cinema so their hands can crawl when the movie starts. lol

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Not so platonic it seems

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I've never understood this and my Mrs doesn't either. Are we unusual in that? Like doing anything in public seems odd to us

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or just sit next to each other while not doing anything else

by Anonymous 2 years ago