The odds of being guillotined by a French mob are low but never zero. amirite?

Actually guillotines are only from the Parisian region of France, anything else is just a sparkling beheader.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This guy beheads

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The odds of there being a working guillotine in France are low, but never zero.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Pretty sure there's some at least in museums. Just waiting for their glorious return.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Low but never zero.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The odds of being guillotined by anyone are low but never zero.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'd say the odds have significantly increased over the last week.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think about 10% 'tax' is fair.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

French people, I'm sorry I called your language a trash language. Please don't guillotine me.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The odds of being guillotined by a platypus in the international space station are also low but never zero.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No, I am pretty sure a guillotine needs gravity to work...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

False.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not necessarily. Just sufficient force to accelerate the blade. Gravity is just the easiest to harness in a typical guillotine.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

However your chances of being unalive by firing squad are high in Idaho today. Welcome to 1824?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Only if your name starts with a B and last name ends in berger.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The odds of that happening right now are 0, maybe not in 1 second, but right now it's definitely 0.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Incorrect. The chance i will be guillotined by a Fench mob is 0, although it is technically possible, just not going to happen

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's absolutely 0, I'm not going to France, and I live in Florida, a French mob are too pussy to come here.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Being a Florida Man,you have a higher chance of it happening than the standard French person does

by Anonymous 1 year ago

By a mob maybe, but not specifically a French mob.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nope you are to pussy to go to France.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The odds that I leave you an upper decker tonight are low, but not zero

by Anonymous 1 year ago

odds are a bit higher if your last name is "Macron"...just sayin'

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yes, and the chances of me having sex with a girl is very zero and never a chance because I am gay.

by Anonymous 1 year ago