+158 Couples massages are awkward and unrelaxing, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

That's why I learned how to do massages so my GF doesn't have to go to a spa or anything like that. That and I feel really uncomfortable with them as a whole even when done to myself. My back sounds like poprocks in water some days lmao.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Just curious, you explained why you don't like to get massages, but not why you're uncomfortable with your gf getting them. Not judging but is your concern that she shouldn't feel sensual with someone other than you?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

TLDR: Unless it's medically needed we normally just help each other, and when it is medically needed we normally ask for the same gender and we're fine with that.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Especially when the massage lady brushed her hand across my ass

by Anonymous 1 year ago

They should be doing a lot more than that to your ass. Pretty standard to involve the buttocks in any normal massage.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The gluteus maximus is the largest muscle in the body. It would be really weird to exclude it from a massage

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Welcome to Spa Fantasy II of Mamaroneck. Okay, you lay on this table and Ramón will grind his elbow into your spine, I'll be over here feeling up your girlfriend.

by Anonymous 1 year ago