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Your smart watch knows when you masturbate, amirite?
by Anonymous1 year ago
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Might I recommend an automatic watch instead? You can handy manny without feeling like you're being spied on AND the kinetic energy powers your watch. It's how your grandpappies fapped back when they were lil' shavers wearing Bulovas.
by Anonymous1 year ago
i think I'd rather just take my watch off lol
by Anonymous1 year ago
I'd rather my watch joined in, maybe a little ambient "ooooh yeah" or "oooh baby" And for the bdsm inclined folks maybe "faster you meat puppet" It should have some choices for everyone.
by Anonymous1 year ago
False. I wear it on my left hand and use my right.
Unless of course it is video recording the whole time. I'll have to ask my FBI agent next time he swings by.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Your agent swings by?? Mine just sends me threatening messages
by Anonymous1 year ago
It'll use heart rate to tell, not watch movement. I remember a story of a teenager in hospital being hooked up to a heart monitor and it set off all kinds of alarms at the nurses desk. They rushed to him and found him in "le petite mort".
by Anonymous1 year ago
hey ask him if he knows MY fbi agent, they might be friends
by Anonymous1 year ago
They're all in bed with eachother, haha!
by Anonymous1 year ago
It can still get your heart rate on your left.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Of course it does. Gotta start a workout for it to close those rings!
by Anonymous1 year ago
Can we combine that data with AI to generate personalized porn? Asking for a friend
by Anonymous1 year ago
It always tells me afterwards, how good of a sports session it was :D
by Anonymous1 year ago
And/or - Your smart watch⌚watches while you do it to yourself 🫴⬅️⬅️⬅️👀⌚ 🧠=💥🤯
by Anonymous1 year ago
I feel like I was doing it all wrong
by Anonymous1 year ago
🙃If you haven't received any complaints from yourself🫵then you're doing A ok👍
by Anonymous1 year ago
Maybe Apple Watch or Fitbit, Yk how they can't track your heartbeat and what not
by Anonymous1 year ago
Mine just congratulates me on going above and beyond. It's nice to have encouragement for a change.
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