The chemistry of smell in attraction is underrated, amirite?

Hey friend, can I borrow some of your used clothes to help me in sleep?, nothing weird or creepy, just normal friend stuff tee he he

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Dude was probably thinking he had a chance.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"You make me feel so safe, unlike all those sexy guys I know"

by Anonymous 1 year ago

i dont care how hot she is, if she said that id run

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Thats what she wants! Gotta build up the sweat so she can ask for the shirt later

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I laughed out loud at this lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm glad I know that you laughed

by Anonymous 1 year ago

"weird cause I don't use condoms..."

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Those nice ladies on PornHub don't care what you wear

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Meanwhile: astronauts

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah. That's a rough convo to start. Pretty sure I would not have made out of that one in tact

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He obviously did have a chance

by Anonymous 1 year ago

There is only one correct way to read that: in Morgan Freeman's voice.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He prbly had a chance up until the point where the smell grew disgusting to OP

by Anonymous 1 year ago

He probably did. Maybe they got married. Now, when she smells his clothes, she hates it.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

OP is a girl (supposedly)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Imagine actually believing that. Wild.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Girls steal clothes and hats for this constantly.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah, whats the deal with the hats thing. They always want to wear my hat.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Because it's an easy target to knock off your head and wear. ✨flirting✨

by Anonymous 1 year ago

yeah, the only guys i've ever done this to are ones i've liked (he's still pretty oblivious, it's kinda funny)

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yep. If I steal your hat, I'm 1000% flirting with you.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you steal my hat I'm calling the cops and my mom

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You laugh, but I was babysitting a two month old for a week while her mom had to be out of town. The first night the baby was screaming her head off and wouldn't settle down to sleep. Finally in desperation, I dug one of her mom's shirts out of the dirty clothes and put it over my shoulder and then held her right there. She immediately settled down and fell asleep. But yeah, kind of creepy for an adult!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The "tee he he" did it for me lmaoo

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Undies especially

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My wife still frequently smells me like I'm some sort of freshly baked bread. Mainly in bed she will snuggle up to me and take great big lung fulls. I then asked what I smell like… and she said "Like a Sweaty Egg" Obviously I was horrified as that sounds like the worst thing, but then she went on to say she meant like a sweet Tamagoyaki. Which made me feel a little bit better but I still get paranoid that I'm some sort of rancid egg man.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Rancid egg man is gonna be my band name now

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Ok, John Lennon

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Imagine there's no egg man, it isn't hard to do

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Punk John Lennon

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If only I can use it for my wrestler name and use your band's debut single as my ring entry song.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My wife tells me that I smell like tacos but it isn't bad. I am unsure sure what to make of this, and am happy that I am not alone. I wonder how common this is...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It's the cumin in taco seasoning! We used cumin in a Jamaican jerk marinade yesterday and I asked my wife who reeked before realizing it *ACTUALLY* smelled good!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

It means get some deodorant bro

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I wonder if it's like a tacos with hot sauce smell, or like a chorizo taco smell, or like a chicken and pico de gallo smell… those could all be different colognes now that I think of it 🤔

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This here is true love. Not that I would know tbh

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Probably we all smell like that a one point in the day. We all rancid egg men. 🤣

by Anonymous 1 year ago

as a gay guy, some guys smelly sweat kinda smells like drugs, like the best thing ever,,, not good like roses or fruit - good like this smells like smelly sweat and I like it \~ (though I think it's forbidden by the lady-bro-code to say something like that

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Some days I'll smell my boyfriend and he's a wonderful sweaty smell, and other days it's awful. Don't know what's wrong with me lol.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Skin PH changes based on our sweat and what we eat and drink, if we smoke or drink, etc. It's pretty amazing from an anatomical standpoint

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You should use "rancid egg man" the next time y'all argue about something

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Tamagoyaki is like some sort of grilled egg, right?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Like a rolled Japanese omelette, but apparently a bit sweeter than a western one

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I see. Strange they would name it tamagoyaki when Yakitori and Yakiniku stand for grilled chicken/beef

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Well if tamago is egg and yaki is grilled seems to make a lot of sense, no?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I could be totally wrong. I just know the thing she meant because she always gets them at a sushi place. She at have just said Tamago

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Goo goo ga joob

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not rancid egg man, *sweaty* egg man. Your super hero name has been chosen.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Bro hahahahahahahah

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I lost my sense of smell (not even covid, sinuses!) and I miss smelling my guy so much. It's my safe smell. Eff aromatherapy other than his scent.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

By my experience smell definitely affects physical attraction. I've had women confirm this, and I can say as a guy it affects me.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I love my gfs body odor lol. Like her armpits. Weird but smells so good.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Me too!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Same here. My wife thinks it's insane.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Smell of her neck...

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Armpits are 10/10 yis

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I had a girlfriend a few years back, my ex now. I remember talking to her on the phone and she was telling me she was wearing one of my dirty t shirts because she liked the way I smelled. I show up to her apartment a couple of hours later and she's still wearing the t shirt. The thing is, it wasn't my shirt.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This feels like a horror story prompt. Sorry man.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Smell is the reason my husband and I are together. On our first few dates he was wearing this God awful cologne. I couldn't figure out why there was no chemistry between us. He was kind, charming and we hit it off well, but there was no physical attraction. After the third date, I suggested we just go out as friends for a while. Well, he quit wearing the cologne and, boom, physical attraction suddenly appeared! The rest is history!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Username checks out

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I've never been big on aftershaves so I let my girlfriend choose the ones she likes on me. You should get the ones you prefer on him.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

The cologne covered up the pheromones. The "smell" everyone is referring to here are pheromones. You need that to find your mate. Glad you gave the guy more chances. In the current dating world, not liking the smell would have lead to no date #2.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Trust me bro I understand, what I do is startle a couple of squirrels and they release some involuntary piss which I collect and put behind my ears. All of the girls and fem boys be wanting my nuts after

by Anonymous 1 year ago

what

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Did he stutter? He put the squirrel piss behind his ears and all the femboys want his nuts.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Why is this so hard for some people to understand? smh

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No idea. I have a squirrel piss guy though. I'd rather pay the middleman markup than waste time catching and squeezing squirrels.

by Anonymous 1 year ago