+141 Love is giving your wife the last brownie edge piece even though you really wanted it, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 months ago

When one of you likes all the middle pieces and the other one likes all the edge pieces... that's a match made in heaven

by Anonymous 11 months ago

My wife \*loves\* the middle of a batch of brownies. I love the edges. This is also why we don't make brownies often, we can demolish an entire pan of brownies.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

No it's not. Love is making two batches of brownies so you you don't have to share.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Or you could bake brownies in smaller pans to get more corners per batch

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Love is when you cook a tray of brownies taking all the edge pieces and putting in it a box for your wife to have.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

Love is a real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool.

by Anonymous 11 months ago

divorce is giving your wife the finger when she asks for money

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I think it’s too much to expect the whole piece, TBH. Still, getting half of it at least shows he cares!

by Anonymous 2 months ago