+141 Love is giving your wife the last brownie edge piece even though you really wanted it, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

When one of you likes all the middle pieces and the other one likes all the edge pieces... that's a match made in heaven

by Anonymous 1 year ago

My wife \*loves\* the middle of a batch of brownies. I love the edges. This is also why we don't make brownies often, we can demolish an entire pan of brownies.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

No it's not. Love is making two batches of brownies so you you don't have to share.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Or you could bake brownies in smaller pans to get more corners per batch

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Love is when you cook a tray of brownies taking all the edge pieces and putting in it a box for your wife to have.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Love is a real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

divorce is giving your wife the finger when she asks for money

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I think it’s too much to expect the whole piece, TBH. Still, getting half of it at least shows he cares!

by Anonymous 1 year ago