Might as well just masturbate because nobody can touch you like you can.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Or work on your flexibility. No one can suck you like you can.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

It feels more like giving head then getting head. Same sensation with tickling yourself

by Anonymous 10 months ago

When I tickle myself it feels like I'm being tickled...

by Anonymous 10 months ago

that's not supposed to happen

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Even better

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Ok Marylin Manson

by Anonymous 10 months ago

And men have stronger jaws, and bigger hands!! I like where op is going with this. Revolution!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Tell that to the muscle atrophied femboys you ableist!

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I mean, it's basically theoretical knowledge. Men are like armchair BJ experts.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Except the gays. Signed, a gay.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Have you been sucked off by a woman before? Are you able confirm that men give better blowies?… asking for research purposes.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Generally men do give better better BJs. But it is an individual thing. Speaking from experience, for your research purposes

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I know trans women are women, but still, the best blowjobs I've ever gotten have been from trans girls. I figure it's not a coincidence. Imo, trans girls are probably the best at giving head.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Backseat blowing

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Women would have taken the win but then your dad came in clutch to give men the victory

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Nope. I know what a good BJ feels like and I know what a less good BJ feels like and I've no idea what's being done differently.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I've sucked a good number of dicks, and never eaten a pussy. There is absolutely no way I would be magically good at cunnilingus just because I have a vagina. Whatever happened to "practice makes perfect?"

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Just because you've practiced something doesn't necessarily mean you're good at it. I can guarantee you that you'd do a better job at eating pussy than the average man, even if you think you would be bad at it.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I know what i like in an elaborate meal. Doesn't mean i can make said meal though

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Agreed

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Now imagine you didn't know what you liked in a meal in the first place…

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Then you would be even worse at it. Not exactly an argument for your claim

by Anonymous 10 months ago

That's my point; women don't know what's pleasurable to a dick because they don't own one, a man will do better off rip.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Don't you ever talk and try things with your partner? I've tried things with my partner that I didn't know I liked and sometimes I didn't like it a second time. Do you have any sexual experience beyond one night stands?

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I would agree. Women are better at going down on women, because we know what we are doing feels like. The same principle would have to apply to blow jobs, men would know better what to do, because they know how it feels. My opinion only of course, YMMV.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

To quote Dante Hicks… "Insert somewhere close. Preferably moist. Thrust. Repeat."

by Anonymous 10 months ago

In theory, however connecting theoretical knowledge and actual physical action are 2 very different things. Like for example when we think of an awesome idea for a drawing that we have planned out and know how we're gonna do it but then the picture turns out looking like a dog ate a box of crayons and puked it back up onto a piece of paper. We might know what theoretically would feel best, but putting it into action is often a lot harder than it seems.. no pun intended. Plus the best part of a blowjob from a girl is the enthusiasm, the fact that she herself is enjoying doing the act for you, no straight guy is gonna be able to replicate that level of enthusiasm and enjoyment, it will inevitably feel like a chore coming from the average straight guy, whereas from the average straight girl who's actually attracted to you and wants to be doing this, she'll naturally go the extra mile without even thinking about it, there's just no faking that proverbial pep in her step. Also for most straight guys, even if the blowjob is a 10/10 in technical skill, like this dude is just a straight up slob goblin, most straight guys are just never going to enjoy that blowjob anywhere near as much as a 5/10 blowjob from the average girl.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

That's like saying everyone is a masseuse after having a massage.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I would agree. I've had mostly women partners, but also a couple trans partners. The trans girls were incredible at giving head. Like, 10x better than the best cis girl I had. No comparison at all. I'd argue it's because they know what feels best.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

>The trans girls were incredible at giving head. Like, 10x better than the best cis girl I had. No comparison at all. I'd argue it's because they know what feels best. It only makes sense.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Suck my dick and I'll let you know.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

No. It takes practice, and the average man doesn't get much practice.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I mean idk if I'm the "average" guy, but I once had a guy compare me to his wife at the time, and he said I was better, of course I have no gag reflex so....¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I don't know about that and I'm not interested to put it to a test

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I dont think this is true. While many men will know what makes them feel good, it probably wont do much for others. They will also lack practice and enthusiasm (for another person) since they don't like it.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Ask us, ladies. We would be happy to instruct. Just dont ask us to demonstrate.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

Eeeehhhhh, they know how to feel if it's not working for them.

by Anonymous 10 months ago

I'd say a better handjob makes sense considering that we don't suck ourselves off. *unless you do*

by Anonymous 10 months ago