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Hammocks look more relaxing than they actually are, amirite?

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So OP isn't even using a hammock right, but wants to say they are awful?

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +8Reply

They always bend my knees weirdly.

I love hammocking but it's unrelaxing because random people always walk up and go "Is that a hammock"

Try hanging the head end up highr than the end were you place your feet

How much do you weigh OP?

This sounds like operator error

I slept on one in my apartment for years. It was the best sleep I've ever gotten. You sleep diagonally not 180 with the hangers, not 90 to the hangers but more like 30-40 degrees from the hangers. Omg I miss my hammock

Elitetuskens avatar Elitetusken Yeah You Are +5Reply

It's because you are old. I was raised with one in my backyard. I practically lived in that hammock. I would sleep in there for hours. Then I could easily get out and play. Now, a few decades later I don't even want to try to get it. My back wouldn't be able to take it. We are just old. We are the problem not the hammocks. Lol

I don't trust them, God forbid you set it up slightly wrong and suddenly you're on the ground.

DueBodybuildes avatar DueBodybuilde Yeah You Are +5Reply

Ah, the secret diagonal hammock sleeping position. I've been doing it wrong all these years!

You can get hammocks that don't squeeze you in and are easy to get into. I do agree that the type you're talking about are uncomfortable though.

Hammocks are fun when you're like 5 or younger. After that, they're pretty awful.

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are +4Reply

What is a sunbed?

freq432s avatar freq432 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@freq432 What is a sunbed?

Maybe that's a British term. A lounger I think x

browndog888s avatar browndog888 Yeah You Are +8Reply
@browndog888 Maybe that's a British term. A lounger I think x

That makes sense, google only shows pictures of tanning beds

Assangeofficials avatar Assangeofficial Yeah You Are +2Reply
@freq432 What is a sunbed?

They're the ones you see people lounging around the pool in the movies on.

Nah/ buy yourself an Eagle's Nest. It'll change your life.

We have a hanging hammock, but it uses metal poles and a trampoline like material so it can swing and rock but it holds its shape

Stumpactions avatar Stumpaction Yeah You Are +4Reply

If you have a quality hammock they don't "squeeze you in" lol

Hammock is better for your back

Yeah. Getting into them is a pain in the ass. Being in them is a nightmare. And getting out of them is suicide.

I actually slept in a hammock for like 2 years, don't know how I never got back problems from it

Vishwasm123s avatar Vishwasm123 Yeah You Are +4Reply

That bc you're using them incorrectly

I dunno if this is unpopular or not because when told my friends I love hammock camping most reactions are "there's no way I'd sleep in a hammock" but then there's also a big difference between those ones for gardens and ones for sleeping. When camping in one having the right angle is a big factor and if its its not then yea its not great

BriRuns avatar BriRun Yeah You Are +4Reply

I feel the opposite.

They look uncomfortable af, but I climb into mine and it feels heavenly.

If you don't find hammocks comfortable you're not using them properly

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I think you might be a bit chubby

teknogreeks avatar teknogreek Yeah You Are +3Reply
@teknogreek I think you might be a bit chubby

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browndog888s avatar browndog888 Yeah You Are +5Reply
Gangstacat4882s avatar Gangstacat4882 Yeah You Are +3Reply

Honestly, this is like claiming that beds aren't comfortable after sleeping in a $49/night motel room.

They're fine for naps in the woods but I've never been able to relax in one long enough to make it worthwhile. We have one on our back porch, unused for years and a travel one I'll put up occasionally but isn't really worth it.

Hammocks give me anxiety. I always feel like one side is gonna give out

The winterized hammocks are sooo comfy and cozy 😌 best ones I've even been in.

Framie1s avatar Framie1 Yeah You Are +3Reply

How much do you weigh?

Depends on the hammock

It sounds like you just really don't know what you're doing with a hammock.

I've never struggled getting in or out of a hammock, nor have I had any difficulty doing anything else (literally anything else) in a hammock.

It's ok to admit you don't know what you're doing.

OP opinion = I don't know how to use a hammock.

@Mcgee0 OP opinion = I don't know how to use a hammock.

Or

Or

Get this

There are different types of hammocks

@LookAnAltAccount Or Or Get this There are different types of hammocks

There absolutely are... and if you use them for the wrong purpose.. guess what....

You don't know how to use a hammock...

Hammocks swing

flowersurrenders avatar flowersurrender Yeah You Are +2Reply

Gotta get you a good hammock. I love mine. Read it in several times a week.

Diagonal sleeping? I've been doing it all wrong! Time to upgrade my hammock game.

Cheytuflyas avatar Cheytuflya Yeah You Are +2Reply

They also seem like they would be romantic but are even more uncomfortable for two.

Those ones from the Yucatan peninsula are awesome and very comfy

Gangstacat4882s avatar Gangstacat4882 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Agreed, they make my mid back hurt.

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +2Reply

I've gotten some of the best sleep of my life sleeping in a hammock during field training with the army.

You just have to use it correctly.

@Mytokhondria I've gotten some of the best sleep of my life sleeping in a hammock during field training with the army. You just...

I love hammock camping! Find some trees on a beach, and fall asleep swaying to the breeze. Wake up with the surf crashing on the beach. Heaven!

@tonywonderslostnut I love hammock camping! Find some trees on a beach, and fall asleep swaying to the breeze. Wake up with the surf...

I've done that on the porch of a friend's beach house. Aside from waking up covered in salt, yeah--it was one if the best night's sleep I've ever had.

freq432s avatar freq432 Yeah You Are +4Reply

I had one custom made with a faux fur lining and let me tell you... no other hammock can compete with the comfort and softness! Mind you, I can't use it on days that are deathly hot, but it's the best to curl up in in the evening while camping ^^

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Agreed. The hammock I have for my banana looks way better than it feels.

Hammocks are the most comfortable thing you can lay on.

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