You spend your entire life gathering people for your funeral. amirite?

At the same time you spend your entire life ensuring certain people don't show up to your funeral.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yea, all of them…

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If those bitches aren't showing up to my funeral why should I show up to theirs?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Cause...you'd already be dead...💀

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Nah, I burned pretty much every bridge that I crossed to arrive at my current location. No funeral necessary. I can count on one hand, those who will care enough to warrant a phone call. It's OK, though. I don't even think that I am mad about that anymore. I think it might be a secret blessing in disguise.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You'll find your home, Little Alien.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I can't go home until I complete the mission here. I have to experience the world as a human and report back, just like everyone else does. The only difference between me and "humans" is that I know *why* I am here. At least I think I do.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And that's why in my Will, there's mention to not have any form of funeral. It's such a useless thing in the end. I will be dead so I won't care about what people have to said to my dead body. Don't need to expose my corpse in front of everyone for them to remember me. Just take organ needed for somene else, burn me and throw my ashes away somewhere

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If that's the case, then you also spend your entire life practicing for your final breath.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Then I'm really bad at it because I barely have any friends.. or people that I'm close to in general lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Gathering people for my funeral gonna be worth it once I prank them even after death by intentionally making sure after I die my coffin will break and have my body roll down a hill 💀

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Anyone want to come to mine? So far I think the seats will be pretty empty.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Yeah like of course they're all gonna hit *MY* club we gonna party to my dead body cheers to my life

by Anonymous 1 year ago