+167 Humans are one of the only mammals that don't use their mouths to clean themselves, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Sounds like you were one of the lucky kids whose mom never licked her thumb and then wiped your face to get the dirt off.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You've never licked your finger after getting chocolate on it?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

For me that's just how I eat food.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We don't use our mouth to clean ourselves, but we use our mouth to clean others 😏😏

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm disappointed I had to scroll this much

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Your dog never confused watching you and your gf clean each other?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Elephants use their nose, not their mouth. Also dolphins are mammals.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You never get your fingers sticky with honey, jam, chocolate, stuff like that?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

We would if we could reach most places. Ever seen anyone liking their fingers after noshing a good serving of Buffalo Wings?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

You don't lick the Cheeto dust off your own fingers? Weird flex but ok

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Eh, we lick what we can reach (fingers, lips, etc). Granted, pretty much all primates rely on hands for cleaning.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wait so you don't lick the Cheeto dust off your fingers when the bag is gone?

by Anonymous 1 year ago