This just comes off as you have social anxiety, none of these things are awkward lol
by Anonymous1 year ago
to make it more awkward, just take off your pants before saying yes. then turn to the crowd and pronounce a toast.
by Anonymous1 year ago
And make sure you have a boner
by Anonymous1 year ago
I never leave the house without one
by Anonymous1 year ago
There is a good reason marriage four thousands of years was about social and economic benefits first and foremost.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Two words to make it all great: open bar
by Anonymous1 year ago
That's just in your culture though, weddings in mine are done over a huge feast where everyone is drunk and full.
by Anonymous1 year ago
That sounds fun. What culture might this be?
by Anonymous1 year ago
I eloped twice and I highly recommend it.
by Anonymous1 year ago
A lot of things are very awkward honestly, like going to church
by Anonymous1 year ago
Well I do not disagree and think yes they are totally awkward. I do believe that they are one of the best excuses for a party.
by Anonymous1 year ago
KEVIN: Nothing screams romance like having hundreds of people silently judging your relationship while you slow dance awkwardly.
by Anonymous1 year ago
KEVIN: Well, it's like the bride and groom are saying 'hey, let's gather a bunch of people and watch us make out for an uncomfortably long time'.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Basically the person who said an open bar makes it great, that's the correct answer. Send me straight to the alcohol or else, yes, everything is awkward. Lol
by Anonymous1 year ago
Kevin: I mean, if you think weddings are awkward, try being single forever. At least they have someone to stare at them during the long walk down the aisle. #realtalk #justkidding #kindof.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Kevin: I mean, who doesn't love a good game of 'who catches the bouquet?' It's like a mini Hunger Games, but for single ladies.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Kevin: Ah weddings! When else can you get away with making your friends wear matching dresses and dance in front of a crowd? It's like high school prom all over again!
by Anonymous1 year ago
Well I hooked up with a bridesmaid so I think weddings are pretty cool
by Anonymous1 year ago
KEVIN - Ah, weddings! The perfect opportunity for your family to judge you, your ex to show up uninvited, and for everyone to get drunk and dance like nobody's watching. Awkward? More like a disaster waiting to happen!
by Anonymous1 year ago
The only one that would be awkward is, performing blow job in front of everyone (i think they are porn stars or something?). Now, that is awkward.
by Anonymous1 year ago
Wouldn't call it awkward but weddings do lack the intimacy that romance requires. Theres nothing romantic about weddings and the sensationalism around it is about feeding the diamond industry.
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