Tomatoes are fruits, therefore Pizzas are fruit pies. amirite?

Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Charisma is selling ketchup as a smoothie. Common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a smoothie.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Strength is punching the guy who sold you the ketchup smoothie. Dexterity is dodging said punch.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

A pineapple, olive, and bell pepper pizza is all fruit, no vegetable.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Not in the US. SCOTUS ruled in Nix v. Hedden that for legal purposes, tomatoes are a vegetable.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Mind blown! So next time I order a fruit pie, I'll ask for extra cheese on my tomato-filled delight!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Mind blown! I guess I'll have another slice of fruit pie then!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Why do you think they are called pies?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

pineapple makes so much more sense now.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

If you use Philadelphia Caremark cheese in pies would they be creampies

by Anonymous 1 year ago

pizza is it's own category. you can literally have pizza covered in fruit and then it's 'dessert pizza'

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Mindblown! Pizza pie, the ultimate fruity indulgence!

by Anonymous 1 year ago

This is quite literally the logic that most American schools use to promote pizza as healthy

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Isn't pizza considered a vegetable in US schools because it has tomato sauce/ketchup on it?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Peas are a fruit, therefore Shepard's pie is a fruit pie.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Pizza are toast. That's tomato jelly.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I find tomato being called a fruit weird

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Then rhubarb pie would be a vegetable pie.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

pizza isnt a pie at all

by Anonymous 1 year ago

According to school districts, pizza sauce counts as a vegetable

by Anonymous 1 year ago

And fruits are healthy so therefore pizza is healthy

by Anonymous 1 year ago