+147 Technically if your mom had a caesarian, you were not born; you just got evicted. amirite?

by Anonymous 9 months ago

yoinked out of the womb and yeeted towards the tomb

by Anonymous 9 months ago

I don't know about the technicality of this, but it's hilarious.

by Anonymous 9 months ago

My siblings and I were all evicted-

by Anonymous 9 months ago